1988 Mike Tyson vs today's Wlad Klitschko

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  1. cdogg187

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    Might go a little longer than Tyson/Williams went, that's about it

    For the guys bringing up Smith and Tucker... Smith had a better chin than Wlad and basically was scared shitless and did nothing but clinch and cover up... Tucker had a much, much better chin than Wlad and was better than anyone Wlad has beaten by miles
     
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    Tyson would knockout Wlad 1000 out 1000 times. Wlad is a cunt.VITALI I think could beat Tyson because he is a man.
     
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    Somebody has to take the opposite extreme stance here, as rest of the forum is yelling Tyson KO1 which is far more unreasonable than Wlad's victory
     
  4. steve_dave

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    Ok.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

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    Tyson within the first 4 is patently the most likely result if you have to pick one.
     
  6. Pagan

    Pagan Leap-Amateur

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    Come on Ugo, Tyson would fuck him up. Wlad cannot handle pressure at all, and it's very unlikely he could keep prime Tyson at bay, who was probably one of the best ever at closing the distance. Tyson would brutalize him worse than Sanders did.
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Everybody is referring to fights that happened seven years ago or more and that is my problem. Wlad is obviously a different, better fighter now. Whether or not that is enough to beat Tyson is different but there isn't much reasonable discussion going about that
     
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    Wlad has became much better in keeping the opponent at distance. If he is able to do that, he can control the fight and he is almost unbeatable. But if the opponent can get inside (and i bet Tyson could), he still looks very uncomfortable and basically he can only resort to hugging the opponent. I don't think that would work against prime Tyson.
     
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  9. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Wlad would shit in his German panties before the first bell

    he would fold like a German accordion
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Wlad would take that perfectly engineered German turd of his and use it as a dildo to make Tyson feel like a beauty queen
     
  12. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    LOL!

    Wlad isn't making anyone his girlfriend..

    he is the woman and would love to take Tyson's black snake in his mouth and vag
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Wlad would keep that sharp skin-steelhammer of his pumping against Tyson's face all night long and Tyson would never get close to him
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Mike destroys both Klitchkos on the same night.
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Tyson would let his 13" black snake slither into the German dirty cave and he'd slither in and out and in and out ripping the walls of the anus and there would be blood everywhere..

    GERMAN BLOOD!!!
     
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    Wlad yeah, not Vitali.
     
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    I hate that VITALI is compared to Wlad. Vitali is a decent although unproven fighter. In the 70's Wlad would be a notch on the belt type fighter. He wouldn't be a champion in any other era except the joe louis shit era. He'd kill Louis literally. Wald is a pussy.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Mike would have beaten Vitali.

    He would have lasted longer than Wlad but overall Mike is too fast, too skilled, and too relentless for Vitali.
     
  22. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I agree that Tyson would've beaten Vitali as well, but Vitali would give a much better account of himself in spite of being the inferior fighter on paper.
     
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    You could be right. I was disagreeing with the term "smoked". Vitali would give ANY Tyson problems.
     
  24. cdogg187

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    Vitali is a tough guy, I don't see anybody smoking him...
     
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    Excdpt Lennox, of course. Lennox punched fucking holes into that Drago wannabe

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  26. whiskey

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    Even Lennox didn't "smoke" him. Would a better prepared version of Lewis have? Perhaps.
     
  27. LOK

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    Tyson would have "smoked" him, then "smoked" after raping him
     
  28. cdogg187

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  29. Slice N Dice

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    Nonsense, Vitali gives him a great fight. They are not the same fighter.
     
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