wald pussy Vs Holyfield

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    Small, brave, tough, crafty and skillful Vs Big, cowardly, fragile, powerful, and skillful.

    Who is your money on?

    The biggest problem for Holy is he probably doesn't quite have the power to exploit wald pussy's biggest weakness.
     
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    Holyfield fucks him up
     
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    Wlad fucks him up. The jab would land every time and the right hand bomb finishes Holy eventually
     
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    Holyfield KO 7
     
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    Holyfield would make it a tear up and wlad would not do well in that type of fight
     
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    Wlad would keep him outside and Holyfield couldn't do a damn thing
     
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    Holyfield would get on the inside and Wlad wouldn't do a damn thing
     
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    Not completely sure he'd KO Wlad, but he would win. Too crafty, too dirty, too good inside.
     
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    Word. Holyfield...much better....Wlad's opposition....etc
     
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    Old Dokes, like, gave plenty of trouble.. Smokin Bert... single shot... old Holmes took like four rounds... just standing there, jabbing... and shit... like Holy, only 208 lbs... midget compared to... lost to Moorer, who lesser chin to Wlad... romanticized view of prime Holy... and shit
     
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    Wald Pussy would win a ud. It would a bad night for the bastard maker. Holy would fake heart trouble and Wald is too tall to headbutt. Without his big dumb ugly dome, Holyfield was a low level fighter. Holyfield is the only decent fighter Wald Pussy could beat.
     
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    Wlad UD
     
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    I'm not a big fan of wald pussy but the current version would stink his way to a fairly comfortable UD
     
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    Is this a prime Wald pussy
     
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    I think it's only natural people will go for Holyfield as he was more exciting, and was involved in memorable fights against guys who are considered all time great fighters, or at least excellent heavyweights. Wlad meanwhile, fights in a shit era, is boring, and has a basic yet annoyingly efficient style. People need to realise though that this is a HORRIBLE style match up for Evander, and he struggled against giant heavyweights who fought tall. wald pussy wins this.
     
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    either way, klitschko fights aggressively and gets knocked out mid rounds after holyfield weathers the storm. or he fights in his new pussified manner and gets taken out late once holyfield forces him into a battle.
     
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    It all depends. If Evan has one of those "A Preacher told me I was going to....________" nights then sure, Wlad can do it. On the other hand, if Evans doesn't have any murmurs, vitamin D overdoses, fevers, colds, coughs, catarrh, marital issues, Jesus issues, etc etc etc then I can see him winning easily. Not everyone has a sneaky right hand like Bert Cooper fellas :nono:
     
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    Holyfield in his prime would eventually force him into a firefight and Wlad would fold.

    Holy via 10th round TKO
     
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