Describe Jean Claude Van Damme in one word

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    By the way this is completely legal. I described Van Damn in one word. I just did it 4 times.
     
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    Repetitive.

    Don't get me wrong, I liked some of his movies but it was the same thing over and over.
     
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    One word? WHAT THE FUCK MAN enough with these fucking one word threads they're not funny. Some people need more than one word describing them to truly explain how much they fucking suck.
     
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    Can i recommend anyone who hasnt seen JCVD to pick it up and watch it right away.
     
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    word.

    He's a cunt plain and simple and can't act to save his life.

    I enjoyed Bloodsport and "Absent Without Leave" (had a different title in the States) but Kickboxer was a huge disappointment.

    The best film that he was in was won he didn't headline in: "No retreat, no surrender".
     
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    JCVD that is all i have to say
     
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    ??? :dunno:

    what about it?
     
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    It's a great movie and Van damme's acting in it is very good
     
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    :say::atu::l2::l1::crying::laugh11: :scratcher: :nono:
     
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    JCVD?

    You mean....Jean Claude Van Damme? :lol:
     
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    Just IMDB'd it. Never heard of it before. He's playing himself. Looks interesting.
     
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    the JCVD movie totally sucks...very boring and his acting is awful, that monologue that he does almost made me turn the movie off completely




    Universal Soldier and Bloodsport are his best movies in my book
     
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    Shut up man. You are trolling.
     
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    Yeah check it out. It's really good.
     
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    Van Damme is a terrible actor
     
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