Who couldn't get KOed enough times for you???

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  1. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Sergio Martinez.....I can't stand that FAGGOT!!!!!
     
  2. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Definitely... His KOs are extremely humorous... Like a chinless Terminator, flopping about
     
  3. broadwayjoe

    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    Yep. He looks unbeatable, but then he gets hit and then all of a sudden he's like Bluto and his opponent has just downed a can of Spinach.
     
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    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Amir Khan
    Anthony Mundine
    JC Chavez Jr
    Bernard Dunne
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    How could I forget Lewis and Khan??

    Lewis is right up there with Plasterito for me believe it or not. I hate every ounce of him, I could watch him get KO'd countless times.

    After getting KTFO with that stupid ugly smirk on his fat, retarded face, in his gay little voice "He can't beat me!" :lol:

    And Trashkhan, well needless to say he's one of the most dislikeable fighters in the sport, despite being involved in whacky, entertaining fights. Plus the Prescott KO was extremely funny, Khan does the baby deer jig when he's KO'd.
     
  6. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Larry Holmes.

    The Tyson fight is probably the most rewatched fight I have
     
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    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Margarito, Ruiz, Wald Pussy
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Albeit amusing, I feel sorry for wald pussy when he's KO'd. He's just so... fragile.
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Duran, Tyson and Holyfield. Morales and Judad to lesser extent
     
  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Are you vegetarian?
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    No, I am like a very tough guy and I enjoy it when fake-toughs get exposed
     
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    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Marco Antonio Barrera
    Willie Jorrin
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  13. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    that's a good one, put that on the list for me too

    Ugota: All of the guys you named are perfectly capable of making you cry like a bitch right now, forget about when they were in their primes.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Willie Jorrin :lol:

    That's a random one. I seem to recall him being pretty annoying though.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Sure I'm a boxing fan. But only when it's contested in as well mannered & non-violent a fashion as possible. So I'm an urbane, civilized sort, really :bears:
     
  16. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The faggot Duran of course although watching him quit like a bloated bitch was the bee's knees. I have probably watched the Hearns kayo, 250,000 times. I love the sound Tommy's hand makes on Duran's greasy head. It sounds like a watermelon getting squashed. The Joppy kayo is wonderful as well and I have watched it as many times. While seeing the faux-legend battered by a scrub was great it was the near tears the Showtime staff had and their loosely concealed homosexual pathos which made it a 25 out of 10.
     
  17. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    It's pretty amusing to watch a whining pansy who's afraid to leave his house call one of the toughest, greatest fighters of all time a "faggot."

    edit: Also amusing to see a guy named "Rocco" calling anyone else "greasy" for their ethnicity.
     
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    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    It's still one of my favorite fights of all-time.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Even this 60 year old Duran would bounce Ike's greasy wop head up and down like a basketball without breaking a sweat.
     
  21. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    My name isn't Rocco, idiot. It is much more ethnic than that.:pointlaugh::pointlaugh: Also, I work in the most dangerous neighborhoods in Southern California and have to interview people often about insurance fraud. In fact, I was in Watts yesterday. The thread when I said I don't leave my house was a phobia thread. A phobia is an irrational fear. I do leave my house everyday and in fact often have to go to shitty neighborhoods frequently. That is why I have a phobia. When I am not getting paid, I looked at going out as dangerous even though my neighborhood is 100 times better. I wouldn't expect a person with a literally medieval mindset to understand distinctions. Fuck Duran and all who love him. Duran was not one of the toughest fighters who ever lived. That is like callingt Shane Mosley the toughest that ever lived although Shane was tougher than Duran having never actually fully quit like the faggot did in one of the biggest fights in his career.Btw, greasy isn't an ethnic slur. His hair is just greasy which helps when he prays upon his hapless rape victims. He is from Panama. If I wanted to insult him, I'd say he was from India, a shittier place unknown in the solar system.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    He was crippled in an accident too. I know one thing for sure. He would love to hump and hug me.
     
  23. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Such blessings from The Duran would be a great honour.
     
  24. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :l1::l1: Hut at least you are honest that "your feelings " may cloud your judgment.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    :cheers:

    Here's to Duran, the greatest fighter - no - one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of the earth.
     
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  26. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Stone in his hands, tiger on a leash, horse at his feet, loaded pistol in his underpants. The Duran.
     
  27. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    That sucks you have to go to shitty neighborhoods to get paid. :( You should try to find a pimp who will get you higher class clientele.

    Oh, and I agree India is an incredibly shitty place, but you haven't travelled much if you think it's the shittiest.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    A lion by his side, a 45 magnum and 2 coconuts in his underpants.
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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