Vitali Klitschko vs. James Toney

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  1. Dog Jones

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    "Vijay has godo raw puri but toney liks berger king by a mile"
     
  2. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Prime Toney beats him easily.
     
  3. Baron

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    Prime Toney fought at mw and smw. I dont see him handling Vitaly, neither the fat version.

    I think you're trolling Irish again though.
     
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    Toney wouldn't get within 6 feet of him
     
  5. steve_dave

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    160lb Toney breaks him down and stops him in 7.
     
  6. Baron

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    That's what I thought. :lol:
     
  7. cdogg187

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    Toney gets his ass handed to him
     
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    Would have been sad to watch and probably a pretty dangerous beating
     
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    It would be a tougher task for Vitaly against Toney than it was against Del-Boy.
     
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    kind of like old-ass Holyfield getting beat up by Toney:crafty:
     
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    Hope this was a joke. Vitali is an awesome fighter who beat the braids of of your faggot hero Lennox pussy until Lennox landed a lucky shot. Vitali would stop any version of Toney anytime.
     
  12. steve_dave

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    :lol:

    I was obviously kidding, although I'd be confident that Toney goes the distance.
     
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    Sorry. That post seemed angry. Still, I hate that Vitali who is an actual good, decent fighter who would have a chance to be a champ in any era is compared to his sister, wald. I am like Irish on this issue. You didn't directly compare them, or indirectly. If I sense Vitali being compared to his little sister, wald pussy, I get angry. Not google or start a fake handle angry, but angry nonetheless.
     
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    Vitaly wins in a fight that's as exciting as.. well..as any Vitaly fight.
     
  15. Free Ike

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    Once again, Vitali is not wald pussy. His fight with the other Johnson, not Kirk, was the only fight I was bored in. Vitali is fun to watch, nothing like his vaginal yeast ridden sister.
     
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    well, he retired for 4 years cause he was afraid of Hasim Rahman . He only has himself to blame fior his poor opposition
     
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    That is your uninformed opinion. Rahman sucks and Vitali would have crushed him. He was injured and returned. The injuries and surgeries are matters of fact.
     
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    You REALLY need to stop saying this...
     
  19. steve_dave

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    I agree, Vitali can fight.

    Please don't google me.
     
  20. steve_dave

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    :lol: it's bizarre.
     
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    Not really when you consider the person saying it is jesus of montreaL.
     
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  23. steve_dave

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    True.
     
  24. loadedgloves

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    Vitali got stopped by an old, fat Lennox Lewis. Not only that, the known-to-be-chinny Lewis took his best shots and didn't drop. Lewis didn't land "a lucky shot," he landed about a thousand shots and turned Vitali's eye into hamburger.

    Also, no doubt Vitali has a good chin, but I don't get why people are crowing about his toughness nowadays. This is the same guy who quit against Chris Byrd, right? Yeah, he's tougher than his brother.. which is kind of like being more mentally and emotionally stable than you are.
     
  25. loadedgloves

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    OK, now this is just a little bit ridiculous
     
  26. loadedgloves

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    oh and re: topic, Vitali 12-0 (too lazy to qwertify at the moment, someone needs to make a web qwertifyer cgi or something)
     
  27. Free Ike

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    Sure thing, pussy. His eye was rolling out of his head and he had to be restrained from attacking Lewis after the fight. He also quit against Byrd and immediately had surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff. Lewis didn't land 1,000 punches. The punch that opened VK's eye was the same well placed luck that Rahman landed on Lewis. Lewis thought so little of Vk he ran from millions of dollars and never fought again. We all can't be superstars like you. Vitali was well ahead in the fight.The judges must have missed the 1,000 punches landed by Lewis. VK isn't tough, but Duran quit because his "tum-tum " hurt, but to you he is "one of the toughest in history." Amazing, you have so many posts but seem to have no knowledge of any subject.
     
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    That wasn't really luck on Rahman's part, it was more that Lewis was fat and underprepared. Rahman hit him with a good shot right before that, too, one that Lewis felt and tried to act like he didn't. Vitali had an even lesser version of Lewis in front of him and couldn't put him away. Go figure, he shows up for a fight out of shape and unmotivated at 38, and doesn't want to have a rematch at 39. Must've been because Vitali was such a killer. Or maybe because by that point, even Wald Pussy would've been a killer in the ring against Lewis.

    Duran quit because he was annoyed. Duran was about a billion times better than Vitali and so was all of his opposition. Vitali quit against an undersized opponent with no power and got stopped by the only good fighter he ever fought.
     
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    What surgery did Duran have after he quit against SRL? I am trying to relate to you. Mostly, I don't deal with people with IQ's as low as yours. Let me get this straight. Duran, "one of the toughest fighters in history", by your account, quit because he was "annoyed." Vitali is not as tough, tore his shoulder off of his body and had major surgery to repair it is less tough because being "annoyed" his a far harder thing to endure than a torn rotator cuff or a torn eyeball? You must be a logician by trade.
     
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    Let's use your brand of hyperbole, which will sound less retarded coming from someone can read & write without a speech2text converter and isn't scared to go outside: "Fuck this, I don't want to bother chasing around this bitch ass clown who is doing nothing but running from me because he is afraid to fight" vs "wahhh I'm going to quit even though I'm ahead on the cards against a guy who is half my size because I got an ouchie." Which sounds like a tough guy and which one sounds like a bitch?
     

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