Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

:laughing: what a great commercial

 

:: Love the moves the bear makes ::

 

Who had the better Ali-Shuffle? Sam Peter or the bear? I think the bear has it.

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No Professional boxer could but Orion could.

 

The bear, and it's not even close ::

 

The Bear's shuffle is hysterical

Also, the sound he makes when he gets kicked in the balls, LOL

 

You guys ever seen a bear before in person, a wild bear? I wouldn't even shoot one without a high caliber rifle. Not that I would shoot a bear, unless I it was in self defense. I wouldn't even bother shooting it with a .22 or 9mm. It would only piss it off.

 

I never have and I don't plan to either ::

 

Yeah but you're a pussy though, FreeIke. You don't even have the courage to post your pic on here plus you get sick easily just by touching doorknobs.

 

I think they are amazing, but a male bear is unfathomably gigantic. They are huge. I saw it breaking into a cabin as I innocently walked back. It seemed like it was close to 6 5 standing up trying to open up the window. Not trying to ruin the jokes in this thread, but you realize how unremarkable even the biggest human is next to something like a bear. Another lesson I learned is the American Bison, or Buffalo, is not like a cow. Motherfuckers can run 35mph. Luckily, for me , their eyes are on the side of their head and the won't run into a forest.

 

Why not? Seems like fun. They made good rugs!

 

What a tough guy. Shooting an animal with a cannon. Fucking pussy.

 

:: That's more courage than what you got, Ike. You just said you wouldn't shoot a bear because you'd piss it off. Obviously these guys ain't scared to shoot a pussy bear!

 

:nono: That is wrong!

 

I wouldn't shot anything without cause. I can't see myself ever having a reason to kill a non-human mammal. It takes zero balls to shoot a bear with a high caliber rifle. None. It is simple physics. Even less to kill a deer or a boar. If you did it with a bow and arrow , then I'd think you are a dick, but not a pussy. Look at that 5 foot 2 little faggot cracker standing over a corpse like he did with his hands. He shot a mammal for the crime of wandering around in its own woods.

 

Listen mate, a .44 magnum isn't even going to slow down a big male seal, never mind a bear. A bear coming out of hibernation might be easier to discourage, he's got no fat and no energy, but I wouldn't bother with a big, pre-hibe Male Grizzly with anything less than a 30.06 and a specialized round at that.

Most people don't realize the sheer power these guys have. They can take multiple direct hits from calibers that would slow down or kill humans, and they won't stop trucking for one minute.

.22, .38, .357, .44, .50, fucking forget about it. Forget about it. I'm not even sure that anything less than a direct heart or brain shot with a 22.250 would be worth the time. The 22.250 has massive velocity, 4000 ft per second, which gives you the range to set up and let rip from a safe distance. But its still a tall order.

Remember Travis, the face-removal chimp? An officer put two .38 slugs in that mother and he eventually died from blood loss around 4 years later. A .38 isn't even a confirmed man killer, fuck it, a swarm of bees would probably annoy the bear more. ::

 

All this talk about guns has me worried ::

 

>>Travis walked up to the police car when it arrived and tried to open a locked passenger door, instead smashing a side-view mirror. Then he went calmly around to the driver's-side door and opened it, at which point Officer Frank Chiafari shot him several times. Travis retreated to the house, where he was found dead next to his cage.<< -source: wikipedia

died 4 years later? :scratcher:

 

I would shoot anybody on this forum if they got close to me! Except for Irish, Jimmy, Godfather, Steve, LOK and a few other guys.

 

It was a joke. The fact that an old chimp took several slugs and was able to walk back to his cage says a lot about their strength. Travis was an old ass monkey and got pumped full of more lead than a pencil factory and yet was able to waddle off back into the house.

 

Cheer Hanzy. I am telling the Indians of Greenford what a cool guy my online Indian buddy is. :kidcool: They still short-change me in their shops and get worried when I ask for receipts, but that's cool.

 

Irish is correct.

I don't think a lot of you can comprehend the power/strength of a Grizzly.

It makes the thread question comical.

You could throw Tyson, Lewis, Bowe, and both Klits, all in their physical primes in there against a Grizz, and all 5 would be dead within a matter of seconds.

Shit, all 5 would be dead against a Jaguar, nevermind a Grizz.

The Spanish used to regularly pit Male Lions against Grizzlies, and the Lions got their necks snapped everytime. REAL Lions too. Not Victor Ortiz.

 

Vitali would be hanging on in there, face-shredded to bits, demanding rematches from an exhausted but victorious bear.

Seriously, these animals are hella strong. Do the maths. A large male elephant weighs 6 tonnes. A bear comes in at at between .4 and .8 of a tonne. So pick an average, of .6 tonnes, that's 1300lbs. If a 250lb man has to work hard to hurt another 250lb man, what's he going to do with an animal which weighs 5 times that?

 

In a word, NO

 

WHERE'S YA TOOL??? ::

I am out in West London, I need a tool, these Indian blokes look shifty, I can see a showdown at the Sudbury Laundrette some day.

 

Murdering bastards.

 

No way.

Put it to people like this: a man, with his bare hands, would get badly badly mauled by a common fox before finally overwhelming the animal. Its quite possible a vixen would survive an attack by a bare-handed human. Most people can't even overwhelm an alsatian or a terrier never mind a fucking bear.issed::NotThink:

 

Some posters on here don't understand just how powerful Grizzlies are.

I remember in an animal MM, I believe someone tried to make a case that a Silverback could handle a Grizz.:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Silverbacks are incredibly strong compared to HUMANS. To a Grizz? One blow, and the Gorillas neck would be shattered.

 

Pathetic. Leave the fucking animal alone for fucks sake.

 

It isnt whether they could win, just what extent they could hurt it. Earnie Shavers with a free shot to the rips would probably piss it off a little.