David Haye vs Jack Dempsey

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Circa 2012, 6'3", 220lb, technically sound David Haye has just blasted out dangerous Dereck Chisora in 4 rounds and proclaims he's 'back': the speed, the power, the toe...everythings in working order.
    He is mysteriously transported back to a baking hot day in Toldeo, Ohio in 1919 where shorter, 40lb lighter Jack Dempsey is waiting to crush something cos original-opponent Jess Willard hasn't turned up.


    Does Doc Kearns have any reason to be worried?
     
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    Haye KO 3
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Haye in one. The only way this thread is going to be interesting if Ramonza is mysteriously transported back too
     
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  5. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Railroad bolts? :dunno:
     
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  6. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Dempsey wouldn't even see the punches coming. He'd try to crowed Haye and get blasted from angles he hadn't even conceived. Haye gets him out of there early.
     
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    It doesn't matter. Haye would throw the fight to avoid getting strung up by his corn-rows.
     
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    This thread needs Ramonza. Damn you Steve_Dave .
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    wouldn't happens. Demspsey said he wouldn't fight any negro
     
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  10. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Dempsey would stop him in 1
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Haye is only half negro, Dempsey might be persuaded into fighting him.
     
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  12. cdogg187

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    In fairness to him, he never actually said that

    Tex Rickard did.

    Anyway, Haye, even being a leap amateur, kills Dempsey
     
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    I'd go with Haye.
     
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