Edwin Valero vs. Roberto Duran @ LW

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The "modern-day Duran" faces off against the actual Manos de Piedra.
     
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    And gets the shit kicked out of him. His come forward, reckless and aggressive style would play right into Duran's hands. Depending on how his chin holds up, he either gets KO'd early or takes a long, vicious beating.
     
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  3. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Valero would learn what it was like for his wife.
     
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  4. cdogg187

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    Duran makes him miss, tortures him to the body and eventually belts him out
     
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  5. Hut*Hut

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    I would slightly favour The Duran.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Duran makes him look like the wild, scrubby amateur he was.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Valero would wish he went straight to hanging himself.
     
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    valeros a bum
     
    qwertyhgfdsa603, Aug 10, 2012
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