Chavez Jr tests positive for Marijuana - FightBeat analysis

Good for him....that the only reason he wasn't KO...

 

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that explains alot.

 

Yeah, Chavez didn't time his pre-fight blunt right. The munchies started too soon and all there was to eat was Martinez's right hands and left hands.

 

So he pulled essentially what Pazienza did against Roy but with marijuana.

 

a mistimed swisher? perhaps his big mistake was going with an indica

 

"In a stunning revelation that has rocked the boxing establishment"

:l3:

 

Great choice of picture

God, I love this shit::

 

I see "The Guru" lurking. Long time no see. artie:

 

I demand that his $3 million purse be held. God knows how more pot he will smoke with that amount of money.

 

:atu: :::drl:

GET OUTTA HERE!!!

 

Keep these articles coming.
They're a better read than most of the articles posted on other so-called boxing site

 

funny article

is it possible to get in trouble for this stuff?

 

I second that..

Great GREAT article and perfect pic for it!!

"mexican americans.... love to get up early.. in the morning... and go to the bathroom.... "

 

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Why do they even bother post-fight testing for marijuana? Completely stupid imo.

 

Yeah, not exactly a performance-enhancer, especially when the performance is violent

 

That's why Martinez won so easy... he told Junior in round one "wait... sssh...ssh... do you hear that, man??? I think it's the cops, man..." and Chavez just stopped throwing punches because he was trying to listen for the Police

 

Satire is pretty well protected in the U.S..

I'm not sure about Canada, where this site is officially based right now.

 

Satire in any form is illegal in Canada.

 

I heard it could serve as an masker for otehr banned substances. If not the case, then yes, it's totally ridiculous

 

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The thing I always despised about Chavez was the fake bullshit web-spinning that went on around him. "Oh, Chavez is high", "Oh, Chavez is drinking with Oscar", "Oh, Chavez is eating muesli and doesn't get out of bed till 6pm", all of which is designed to disguise the fact that the kid is a weight-cheat and a moronic bum who only ONLY came out of the fight with any credit because he did what a million unworthy chumps have ever done and proved he could take an ass kicking and because Martinez, thanks to some misplaced sense of honour, decided to trade when he didn't have to.

Yeah, sure, he's improved.....he's improved by basically being fucking terrible to begin with. It's like an obese fuck finds it easy to lose 10 lbs. Well done fatso. You could lose 10lbs by reducing your hourly intake of chicken buckets from 5 to 4. Chavez was so fucking poor to begin with that he couldn't help but improve. He carries a handy, easy, 10lbs on everyone he fights. Try a same-day weigh in. He'd get the shit kicked out of him by average, journey-men middles, fucking Morrade Hakkar would decision him with a same-day weigh in.

Oh, "Chavez is for real". Yeah, right. ONLY for the fact that Martinez, the dummy, decided to stand and trade, Chavez Jr was going down in history as the only "World Champ" at 160 to lose his title by brutal 12-0 ass kicking. Hopkins won a few rounds vs prime Jones.

That's basically it. Him and Oscar can go and suck each other's cocks. Fake, cheating, conniving, fighter-abusing, cross-dressing, fuck Oscar.

 

I bet Junior doesn't stick to the ''puff puff give'' routine, the lazy dopey fuck.

 

irish has been an angry, fat fuck lately. you accusing folks of self loathing? :laugh11:

 

Put this as your front cover pic.

 

Did you guys read the comments by Jose Sulaiman? The spin job has started. Chavez Jr is going to be protected AGAIN!!!