Fernando Vargas vs Chris Arreola

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  1. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    In an eating contest. Who wins?

    Arreola has the natural size advantage, but Feroz has shown the ability to literally double his weight in just a few months after a fight.

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    Pound 4 pound or straight up?
     
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    I could see Vargas getting off to a fast start, after 10 minutes, he is well ahead; his pile of pies, hot dogs, Michelob, hot wings, doughnuts rapidly shrinking as he pounds the grub... but, Arreola, slow and steady, keeps a consistent pace and by the 20 minute mark he has overtaken a fading Vargas... at the one hour mark, Arreola has moved on to a stack of Eskimo Pies in the freezer while the official in charge waves the contest off to protect a dazed Vargas, blueberry pie filling trickling down his chins, sweat pouring from his brow

    Arreola by TKO
     
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    I say Vargas. Arreola too lazy, Vargas too much aztec warrior spirit.
     
  5. loadedgloves

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    :lol:

    straight up. size should be no barrier, kobayashi is smaller than both men
     
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    What is the equivalent of out-boxing someone in an eating contest because that's what Vargas would do to Arreola
     
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    i never liked vargas but fairyola's name doesnt belong in the same sentence as his.
     
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    I think the equivalent is eating more than the other guy.
     
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    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    as a fighter, vargas was obviously head & shoulders above a guy like arreola.

    but at the buffet table, i think arreola would give him a run for his money..
     
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    David Tua would knock out both with a left hook and have the entire buffet table for himself.
     
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    Both of these men are mexican.
     
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