If boxing were a real sport....

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  1. Double L

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    Who would win between Danny Garcia and Rios? What about Garcia and Alvarado?
     
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    hang on, let me huff some gasoline and I'll get right back to you
     
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    Rios is too subtle for Garcia, if we are speaking scientifically
     
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  4. Hut*Hut

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    Sounds like Doub was even more blitzed than me last night
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Pretty sure I agreed to go live in a Copenhagen hippy colony last night.
     
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    REED:hut:
     
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  8. cdogg187

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zz-z-z PHYLUM Hunterrrr... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... zz-zz-z-z SUBTLE... zzzzzzzzzzzzz... zz-z... CASTILLO HANDSOME.... zzzzzzzzzz-zz-z-z... No no no FLOYD no... hip hoppityzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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  9. whiskey

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    that pic should be double's avatar
     
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  15. Double L

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    it's a legitimate portrayal. because boxing is ruled by promoters, it is not a real sport. one example is that a fight as compelling as rios/garcia could never happen.

    not sure what the fuck any of your responses mean, but i find it pretty ironic that you're accusing me of being high or nonsensical given the drivel here.
     
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    I fucked your whore mother in her reeking, ravaged butthole. It was aight. She pooped you out 9 months later. Very weird, I hadn't been aware that such a thing was even possible up to that point. Oh well. At least you were full-term.
     
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  18. Double L

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    Double L is a fightbeat treasure... He says weird things in weird ways but he's good enough to handle it when he gets teased a bit... The site is better for having him, even if I seldom agree with him
     
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  22. loadedgloves

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    I might be missing something. As far as I can tell, he just sucks
     
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    This site needs guys like him... Weird dudes... It makes the site more entertaining
     
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    Yeah, Double L rules
     
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    agREED. Double is a bonehead and is usually talking out of his ass, but he sometimes posts some unintentional comedy gold.
     
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    Double RULEZ!
     
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    double L is legendary. what the heck do you think the L stands for


    loadedgloves is proving himself to be from the oblivious phylum
     
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