Archie Moore vs Calzaghe, Kessler, Froch

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  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    On the same night. 10 rounds each 20 minute rest between bouts. If Moore loses by any means in any bout the tag team is decalred the winner.

    Who you got?
     
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    Archie was too b&w tv for those colored tv phonies.
     
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  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    :bears: Agreed!
     
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  4. cdogg187

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    Anybody who thinks that any of those guys can beat Archie Moore at his best is a lunatic
     
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    OK, what if we add Jermain Taylor and Lucian Bute? All five on one night, big George style?
     
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    he's bound to be exhausted by the 4th or 5th fight
     
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    Yeah, Calzaghe would run and slap for the full ten, Froch and his weird face would give him six solid rounds and Kessler is game in rounds 17-23. If Moore could hang in there and dispatch Bute somewhere around round 28, we all know Taylor fades & might crumble in the mid-30's. It's a long shot, but I saw the guy from Diggstown pull it off.
     
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    awwwchee mo is no honey roy palmer
     
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    Calzaghe could beat him, he's one of the best fighters I've ever seen.
     
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    I think Archie would say to his corner "Is this motherfucker trying to slap me? Am I imagining that?"
     
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    'Coach, this is embarrassing but I think this ball cupper is trying to initiate some sort of Sicilian mating dance with me. I'm putting an end to this, quick'

    *BOOM* Moore KO 2.:bears:
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    No doubt. Some people just haven't seen the light yet.
     
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    Archie would counter the fuck out of that volume-slap Tae Bo enthusiast with crisp KO shots
     
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    Oh God.....
     
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    SilentNight, the defender of cocks and Calzaghe.
     
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    same thing i think in my mind hahahah baha bahaha bahababhaha hababahaba haahahahabahabaha
     
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    hbabha ha babah hahabhaha ahaa hbah ahb ahah
     
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    I disagree
     
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    of course you do... you'd pick George Foreman to win a split decision in Texas against Calzaghe
     
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    The FB mods are so damn slow, why hasn't anyone changed this guy's name to Cock Defender?
     
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    Joe would take it out of the judges hands...
     
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    :lol: Calzaghe being bounced up and down like a basketball by young George would be hilarious
     
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    I'd pay 500 quid to watch a grainy stream of that
     
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    Yeah, this is fucking ridiculous.
     
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    same

    the staredown would be hilarious... Foreman glaring at his homosexual counterpart with his strangely placid, almost Mongolian features... Calzaghe, extremely confident and not knowing any better due to having never actually fought a good fighter before, hopping up and down "I'm fit, innit? I force a torrid pace, squire... Hope you lot are prepared for a real calorie crusher!"

    bell rings... Foreman ignores some lead slaps and lands a jab which sends the Cardiff Cock Enthusiast stumbling back ten feet into the ropes... a following uppercut lifts him off the canvas and deposits him ringside in Frunk Werren's lap
     
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