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  1. BOSS

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    Let's caption some boxing pictures. This site bores me.
     
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    A Klitschko wouldn't even last 75 rounds with these guys.
     
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    humans had extra muscles in the 19th century
     
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    "Anonymous Southpaws, By Anonymous, An Image From Boxings Golden Era"

    You do have to laugh. Both dudes are in Southpaw stance, with the left hand extended more than his right and the left foot perpendicular to the body. :scratcher:

    Also, none of those attending appear to be watching the fight, distracted by something else.
     
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    'Fencer's stance' = win, imo. Freddie Little, (older) Mike McCallum, George Benton, etc. Anti leap amateur to the fullest.

    the guy at the bottom left staring intently at the white guys groin looks like he might start rubbing one out
     
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    He Is QUITE Enthralled by what he's Watching, Isn't He????....Motherfucker is ALREADY SHIRTLESS & It VERY MUCH Looks as if he's About to Lay Back & Fondle Himself...




    REED:limp:
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Notice that there is a can of ripped fuel in lower right corner
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    His face is also really, really gay.
     
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    That is Milk of Amnesia.
     
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    Actually, the third guy in the ring (or clearing) looks a little like The Classy Jimmy Lenon Jr... Just sayin'.......

    :dunno:
     
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    he looks more like The Comely Jimmy Lennon Jr. in that homo-erotic pose
     
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    Who is this Stevenson fella? Let me google him and see what comes up...

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    Behind the scenes in the making of expandables. Meet the sound effect guy for the shooting scenes.

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    Hey sweetie I'm Jim I'm kinda a big deal on HBO. Wanna go back to my place and BANG BANG BANG ?!!!
     
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    "Hi, I'm Jim Lampley, I have a functional chode advantage".
     
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    Hahaha, there is a resemblance actually.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    That never gets old :lol:

    moast abserd commintery of are times
     
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    "Because she failed to properly capitalize on my functional cock advantage, I then STRAFED her with a right uppercut to punctuate the round. She smiled, as if to say "You didn't hurt me". That means she was hurt. 90% of women would have been out from that blow, but the fact that she had re-hydrated overnight to an un-official 170 pounds allowed her to absorb the brunt of the punch. WHATTA ROUND!"
     
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    This is a drawing.
     
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    Khan: " Rapey Blade Zero All Over Fake Padded Record Gay Blah Blah Blah Oscar Shafer Me Dad Shah Khans Corner Shop"

    Ricky Burns: "Get me the fuck out of here I want to go back to me nans"
     
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    Handsome.
     
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    Ricky Burns (looking over at production assistant): ​"Mmmmm, god he's fit".
     
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    REED:dunno:
     
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    It's a shame Ricky's handsome genes are unlikely to be passed on
     
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    Your father is looking down from the clouds, hoping to see you win the world title Alexander, back in Russia he was a simple man, a potato farmer, he never dreamed of seeing his son win the world title. Now is your chance Alexander! Show your dad what you're made of. Show him that, him raping that prostitute that night was the right decision, because it created a world champion! I see him up there, do you Alexander? Do you?! He is waving Alexander! Waving at his little boy! Do it for daddy Alexander!

    Turns to translator for translation

    Translator "Umm jab more..."
     
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    :laughing::laughing: I read it to myself in his voice... perfect
     

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