MUSIC: the official thread.

Hey Hut,

When that teenage girl you talked aboot in the fitba thread gets a little bit older, you can win her heart by singing this to her:

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It took me about 15 seconds to work out what you were talking about there :: Teenage girl in the football thread? I'm pretty blitzed.

Really though she was ridiculous. The type of girl you would notice in a crowd across the street. She'll have an easy life. Her Dad was fucking hilarious. The stuff he was hitting out with melted my brain, such an ingenious guy. About 20 minutes after meeting him he suddenly started talking perfect fluent Spanish to the guy we were with, too. Mad skinhead drug dealer from Ruchill.

 

Did i imagined this or did this really happened?

 

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:laughing::hammert:


I don't know if you've got a soulful baritone, but I think in my mind, if you were wearing the same get-up Larry Graham is wearing in that picture and were like "A Ooooooooonnnnnnnne in a Millioooonnnn... Channnnce of a lifetime..." , she'd find it very romantic

 

Nah, unfortunately not. My singing voice would be high pitched and out of tune like the guy from Hot Chip.

 

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You can have her mate

 

looks like a malnourished, sun-deprived Victor Ortiz

 

With more balls. I actually mean more.

Look at those fucking brows man.



Then again.....

 

better in that picture, but air-brushing is quite a tool

 

Irish just went into full automatic rapey mode.

 

LOL

 

Pair of bum bum boys. Pictures never say it about the best girls. A corpse could take a good photo, no

 

Irish your sig is really unpleasant brah. replace it with a picture of Paul McStay

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No, because they've lost all of the muscle atrophy in their facial muscles needed to look their best in a photo.

 

She is a weird one for sure, looks really nice in some photos, a bit DERP in others. She doesn't seem to have a middle ground.

 

Grape induced shits are not nice.

 

Having now looked at about 60 photos of this Grimes person, I'd say 10 are "not bad", 40 are "not particularly good" and 10 are "no way"

Not a hot chick at all

 

CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP MAN

 

TOO HOT

 

Maybe she has nice feet. A reverse cowgirl foot job could be her forte.

 

That .gif Irish posted on the last page is about as attractive as she possibly gets

 

Pics say nothing much

 

Attractive humans generally look attractive more often than not when you photograph them

 

Sure but its like half the story at best. YOU MOLE

 

Look at this pussy, scared of the real man... You wouldn't last 10 seconds in my world

 

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