KIMBO MOTHER FUCKING SLICE will fight BUTTER FUCKING BEAN in November!!!

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by BOSS, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Holy shit!! This is a dream match up of freak shows and future heavyweight champions (go Kimbo!)
     
  2. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    I'm 100% sure prime Butterbean KO's Slice in ONE ROUND. How does this 47 year old 47 ton version do? If Bean taps Kimbo on the chin with those fat fists he will go down faster than Kneel on a dick. Can Kimbo beat the legend?? And if he can is a title shot next? Is this why Vitaly is retiring ?
     
  3. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    If it's boxing, Bean for sure. He'd still have a chance in MMA but if his fat ass gets taken down forget about it.
     
  4. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Agreed. If this is an actual fight, meaning boxing, then Bean will still be too much. Kimbo can't slip punches and he has no power. Bean might still be effective for about a minute, which is all it takes.

    If it is a gay MMA fight in fagtacon, Kimbo probably wins. Who would care though
     
  5. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    It's boxing hence it being in the boxing forum! :nono:
     
  6. SilentNight

    SilentNight Undisputed Champion

    This is pretty much pick em.

    Butterbean got tooled by Pat Smith mostly throwing hands. He is really terrible.
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Butterbean anywhere near his "prime" ends this with one punch about 20 seconds in
     
  8. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    [video=youtube;QBoXONFmQDc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBoXONFmQDc[/video]
     
  9. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Johnny took some good hits. Guy got balls.
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    "More guts than sense", as I've heard country boys liked to say in the old days
     
  11. SilentNight

    SilentNight Undisputed Champion

    He did better than the pro wrestler who fought Butterbean who was knocked out with one punch.
     
  12. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Dreamfight.
     
  13. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Butterbean has some nasty KO's
     
  14. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Prime bean would LEVEL him...now..I have no idea what bean is up to but I'd still pick bean
     
  15. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    [video=youtube;tagV2ie-c_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagV2ie-c_8[/video]
     
  16. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    I miss prime Butterbean. He was a GREAT novelty act. Him seeing KO these people that they found at truck stops, and local strip clubs was pretty hilarious and great way to ease you into the fight card.
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I remember there was a time when the hockey player Marty McSorley was planning on fighting Butterbean... He would have gotten absolutely destroyed and it would have been hilarious

    Fighting on skates is a kind of skill in and of itself but compared to pro boxing, even at the Butterbean level, it is like comparing wiffle ball to MLB

    To this day, there are butthurt, insular hockey fanatics, the kind who think Bob Probert would KO George Foreman, who will threaten to kill you and your family for laughing at them and telling them that Butterbean would get rid of Tie Domi in 60 seconds
     
  18. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Butterbean would get rid of Tie Domi in less than 20 seconds. How is a hockey player beating Butterbean? Unless they have professional boxing training and experience I don't care who they are they're not lasting a round. Yeah I'm sure hockey players are "tough", they get hit with hockey sticks, pucks, skates, half their teeth missing etc, and maybe just maybe they could be half decent in a street fight. But in boxing? What is it that any of them would have over Butterbean? (I'm not even going to talk about Foreman LOL) Balance? Shirt grabbing technique? Hockey fights are all about balance and throwing as many punches as you can before both of you fall.
     
  19. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    :giggle:I remember this. Butterbean was quoted in The Ring saying that McSorley could wear his helmet if he wanted to. Sadly the but was never materialized.
     
  20. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Exactly
     
  21. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Yeah apparently the NHL intervened and said it would be "detrimental" to league's image, LOL

    That was before McSorley was blacklisted for life for swatting Donald Brashear (who was a dirty cunt himself) in the face with his stick
     
  22. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    i refuse to believe this

    give tie domi 6 weeks of boxing training and tie domi KTFO1 butterbean
     
  23. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Maybe if it's training with Kevin Rooney.
     
  24. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    no way... Dude would get taken apart after a year of training

    You can't hold on to a guy's jersey and do and spin around while throwing a haymaker every 10 seconds in a boxing ring
     
  25. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Two years ago there actually was a boxing tournament between hockey goons. Here is a little clip

    [video=youtube;WP0AwUpbLbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP0AwUpbLbY[/video]
     
  26. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    Oh okay. To be fair I made my prediction without seeing this footage. This changes everything. A hockey player schools Butterbean. Wlad on the other hand? Toss up.
     
  27. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    speaks for itself
     
  28. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

    If Butterbean fought these hockey "goons" he wouldn't get 2 minutes for roughing. He would get 20 years for manslaughter.
     
  29. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Absolutely....

    Head Movement, Body Punching, the Number System, Cus D'Amato MISquotes...NO Opponent Can Overcome the Wrath (& Teachings) of Rooney....



    REED:up:
     
  30. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Reminds REED of your Run of the Mill "Guns & Hoses" Boxing Tournament, where U.S. Police Officers Face-Off w/U.S. Firemen...



    REED:up:
     

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