KIMBO MOTHER FUCKING SLICE will fight BUTTER FUCKING BEAN in November!!!

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  1. BOSS

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    Holy shit!! This is a dream match up of freak shows and future heavyweight champions (go Kimbo!)
     
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    I'm 100% sure prime Butterbean KO's Slice in ONE ROUND. How does this 47 year old 47 ton version do? If Bean taps Kimbo on the chin with those fat fists he will go down faster than Kneel on a dick. Can Kimbo beat the legend?? And if he can is a title shot next? Is this why Vitaly is retiring ?
     
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    If it's boxing, Bean for sure. He'd still have a chance in MMA but if his fat ass gets taken down forget about it.
     
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    Agreed. If this is an actual fight, meaning boxing, then Bean will still be too much. Kimbo can't slip punches and he has no power. Bean might still be effective for about a minute, which is all it takes.

    If it is a gay MMA fight in fagtacon, Kimbo probably wins. Who would care though
     
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    It's boxing hence it being in the boxing forum! :nono:
     
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    This is pretty much pick em.

    Butterbean got tooled by Pat Smith mostly throwing hands. He is really terrible.
     
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    Butterbean anywhere near his "prime" ends this with one punch about 20 seconds in
     
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    [video=youtube;QBoXONFmQDc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBoXONFmQDc[/video]
     
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    Johnny took some good hits. Guy got balls.
     
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    "More guts than sense", as I've heard country boys liked to say in the old days
     
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    He did better than the pro wrestler who fought Butterbean who was knocked out with one punch.
     
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    Butterbean has some nasty KO's
     
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    Prime bean would LEVEL him...now..I have no idea what bean is up to but I'd still pick bean
     
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    [video=youtube;tagV2ie-c_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagV2ie-c_8[/video]
     
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    I miss prime Butterbean. He was a GREAT novelty act. Him seeing KO these people that they found at truck stops, and local strip clubs was pretty hilarious and great way to ease you into the fight card.
     
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    I remember there was a time when the hockey player Marty McSorley was planning on fighting Butterbean... He would have gotten absolutely destroyed and it would have been hilarious

    Fighting on skates is a kind of skill in and of itself but compared to pro boxing, even at the Butterbean level, it is like comparing wiffle ball to MLB

    To this day, there are butthurt, insular hockey fanatics, the kind who think Bob Probert would KO George Foreman, who will threaten to kill you and your family for laughing at them and telling them that Butterbean would get rid of Tie Domi in 60 seconds
     
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    Butterbean would get rid of Tie Domi in less than 20 seconds. How is a hockey player beating Butterbean? Unless they have professional boxing training and experience I don't care who they are they're not lasting a round. Yeah I'm sure hockey players are "tough", they get hit with hockey sticks, pucks, skates, half their teeth missing etc, and maybe just maybe they could be half decent in a street fight. But in boxing? What is it that any of them would have over Butterbean? (I'm not even going to talk about Foreman LOL) Balance? Shirt grabbing technique? Hockey fights are all about balance and throwing as many punches as you can before both of you fall.
     
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    :giggle:I remember this. Butterbean was quoted in The Ring saying that McSorley could wear his helmet if he wanted to. Sadly the but was never materialized.
     
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    Exactly
     
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    Yeah apparently the NHL intervened and said it would be "detrimental" to league's image, LOL

    That was before McSorley was blacklisted for life for swatting Donald Brashear (who was a dirty cunt himself) in the face with his stick
     
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    i refuse to believe this

    give tie domi 6 weeks of boxing training and tie domi KTFO1 butterbean
     
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    Maybe if it's training with Kevin Rooney.
     
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    no way... Dude would get taken apart after a year of training

    You can't hold on to a guy's jersey and do and spin around while throwing a haymaker every 10 seconds in a boxing ring
     
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    Two years ago there actually was a boxing tournament between hockey goons. Here is a little clip

    [video=youtube;WP0AwUpbLbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP0AwUpbLbY[/video]
     
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    Oh okay. To be fair I made my prediction without seeing this footage. This changes everything. A hockey player schools Butterbean. Wlad on the other hand? Toss up.
     
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    speaks for itself
     
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    If Butterbean fought these hockey "goons" he wouldn't get 2 minutes for roughing. He would get 20 years for manslaughter.
     
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    Absolutely....

    Head Movement, Body Punching, the Number System, Cus D'Amato MISquotes...NO Opponent Can Overcome the Wrath (& Teachings) of Rooney....



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