John Ruiz vs wald pussy

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  1. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    The Ruiz of the Holyfield "fights" vs the wald pussy who just beat Povetkin.

    :love: :love: :love:
     
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  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Ruiz would run into one of those short left hooks and get stopped at some point.
     
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  3. Azazel

    Azazel "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    There's a reason why the Klithsko never agreed to fight Ruiz. Johnny boy knock Wlad out.
     
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  4. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    "HE HIT JOHNNY BEHIND THE HEAD, KNOCKED HIM DOWN!"
     
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  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    like the episode of Friends where Rachel and Joey hug at the restaurant for an hour except without the edit that speeds up the time for you and instead of looking at Jenifer Aniston you'd be looking at John Ruiz' back hairs matted in swarthy grease.
     
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  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    987 clinches, a new compubox record

    wald pussy by decision
     
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  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    There might literally be 200 clinches.
     
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  8. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    no doubt

    two disgraceful fighters
     
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  9. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Ruiz by KO
     
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  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I might find myself supporting Ruiz as the lesser of two evils in this one.
     
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  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    at least he has the excuse of having no talent
     
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  12. broadwayjoe

    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    Holy crap. What a horrible "fight" this would be.
     
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  13. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Ruiz is real greasy and that would help him
     
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  14. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Shit fight between two shit fighters.

    But Ruiz has more excuse because he wasn't that talented.

    As talented as Wlad is, he has no excuse for fighting like such a pussified bitch. How in the fuck are you 6'6 and that powerful and you still fight like a bitch???..

    Wlad would win but it would be absolutely GLORIOUS if Ruiz laid him out with a big shot.
     
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  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Exactly.
     
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    his beard also helps
     
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  17. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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