Muhammed Ali vs Chris Byrd

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    Watching the Milderberg fight I really think Byrd might win:scared2::scared2: Somebody talk me down off the ledge.
     
  2. Hut*Hut

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    Ali handles southpaws like somebody sent him in the ring with his shoelaces tied together.
     
  3. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Byrd wins in a normal ring, Ali wins with loose ropes and soft canvus
     
  4. cdogg187

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    Ali wins when Byrd finds himself amazed to be in with a big man faster of hand and faster of foot than himself

    On top of that Mildenberger fought in a completely different style and he was downed multiple times and stopped

    The odds of Byrd beating Ali are the same as the odds of Joey Gamache beating Roberto Duran at 135
     
  5. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    some guy here considers byrd an all time great fighter
     
  6. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    The 60s Ali shuts Byrd out

    The 70s Ali makes it a bit closer but still wins clearly
     
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    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    70's Ali would have fits against Byrd :dunno: Ali would win a close and controversial decision
     
  8. cdogg187

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    please... if he's ready to go, in shape, he whups Byrd
     
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    The idea of a semi-decent heavyweight like Turd beating the best heavyweight of all time is comical.
     
  11. whiskey

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    Like Leon Spinks?
     
  12. cdogg187

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    come on, man:lol:

    are we really using THAT Ali as "70s Ali?"

    I was thinking more along the lines of the guy That beat George Foreman
     
  13. cdogg187

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    to lose, to spoongy
     
  14. whiskey

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    Just what I quoted "The idea of a semi-decent heavyweight like Turd beating the best heavyweight of all time is comical"
     
  15. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    This would be an ass raping
     
  16. Hut*Hut

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    The idea of a journeyman like Mildenberger giving peak Ali as many problems as he did pretty comical too.
     
  17. Hut*Hut

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    Byrd would take rounds off a prime Ali and make his night awkward as hell. If there's two things Ali hated it was southpaws and negative counterpunchers who made him lead.
     
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    Byrd was shite
     
  19. Hut*Hut

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    He was pretty average, yeah.
     
  20. LOK

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    I like Byrd but he would get dominated here
    Remember "Byrd lover"??
     
  21. cdogg187

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    Ali would put his snake in Byrd's mouth and vag while Hut*Hut sat there at ringside, sobbing AND masturbating
     
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    Calzaghe kicked Byrds ass in the amateurs
     
  23. LOK

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    I agree..

    Ali could knock Byrd out right when hut came
     
  24. cdogg187

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    no doubt
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Byrd would give ali fits I think. But eventually, the cream would came to the top, and he'd win a close but clear decision.
     
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  28. LOK

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    Hey brother clogg...do you think our good brother hut has jerked it to Byrd before?
     
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    Hut, have you been drinking and posting again?? :lol:
     
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    I usually agree with a lot of what you post, but you're off-base here. Mildenberger wasn't a journeyman. He was a contender in the middle/late 60s who was in the Ring Magazine Top Ten rankings each year from 1963 to 1967, held the European heavy title and had a win over Eddie Machen (who beat Jerry Quarry around the same time), a draw with Zora Folley, gave the 60's Ali one of his more difficult title fights (didn't come close to winning...but did better than many of Ali's other title victims), and was one of the fighters included in the WBA tournament (won by Jimmy Ellis) for the title they stripped from Ali.
     
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