Broner-Maidana: Final picks

Google's throwing up nothing conclusive on what 'early doors' means. One reply said it had something to do with 19th century theatre. Another said it had somethig to do with showing up at the pub before it opened. A third said Ron Atkinson just made it up and kept saying it and it stuck

Third sounds most plausible ::

 

Googled 'Big Ronisms'

"One lipop, two lipops, sixteen lipops"

"They've gone absolutely stupid"

"Get in there with a few early reducers"

"this team looks very getatable."

'You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.'

"He's got an unfortunate face."

'Spotter's badge for you.'

'Tell you what, though - just needs a little eyebrows and you'll be in the Wide Awake Club.'

"its a two man biscuit race"

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

'Zero-zero is a big score for them."

"He's sliced the ball when he had it on a plate'

'Well why not master!' (after farting live on air during commentary)

"Beckenbaur has really gambled all his eggs"

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

"I've had this sneaking feeling all through the game that its there to be won"


There are some claims going that he invented the phrase 'sick as a parrot' too.

 

Mr. Feebles May have Been the 1st Poster REED "Heard" Use It...Sounded COOL So REED Adopted it, like the White Guy Did Gary Coleman & Todd Bridges on "Diff'rent Strokes"..."Early Doors", ie., Early in the Fight...What does "Douchebag" Actually Mean???...What Does "Dipshit" Actually Mean???...Some Words/Phrases are BIGGER than Mere Definition...

 

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I love dumb remarks by sportscasters ::

Ralph Kiner:

"Well, today is Father's Day... so to all of the Dads out there... Happy Birthday!"

"If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave!"

"(Don) Sutton has lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame"

Jerry Coleman:

"And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight... or is that Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads it in the eighth 4 to 4"

"Nettles leapt up to make one of those diving stops that only he can make"

"He slides into second with a stand-up double"

"They throw Winfield out at second and he's safe"

And my favorite of his:

"Winfield goes back to the wall and he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way in to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres..."

 

Broner-Maidana "All Access"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iej1Te5qo0w&hd=1





REED:mj:

 

Episode 2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUe3MIPcqNs

"I like being on top soo much, I don't let my girl ride me. All missionary" - Adrien Broner



REED:mut:

 

That's actually a pretty funny line. I bet someone wrote that for him.

 

Nah, Broner's Got NATURAL Charisma & HOOD Wit...That's just WHO he Is...



REED:kidcool:

 

He's a bellend.

 

I've seen more charisma in an old, dried up turd.

He's a try hard, half witted bellend of the highest order.

 

Broner wins by wide decision.

 

If you WANT to Dislike Adrien Broner, it's VERY Easy to Do So...But if You Come into his Fight Promotions w/ANY Degree of Indifference OR Objectivity, he'll Make you LAUGH a Time or 2...



REED:hammert:

 

Broner is a cunt. Hamed and Ali were genuinely funny and had charm, Broner and Floyd are just annoying and repetitive.

 

Agree. I never liked Hamed but he brought something to the sport. Mayweather is annoying as hell personality wise but he's fantastic fighter. Broner only brings the worst qualities of Mayweather and Hamed.

As much as I would love to see Floyd lose and be humbled I hope it comes against a quality fighter. I'd cheer for some dumb ass tapout t-shirt wearing moron to knock the fuck out of Broner.

 

I get you. I think it's the 'I'm Floyd's baby brother goo googidoo!' MIXED with the egomaniac blowhard shit I don't like. I don't mind a guy running his mouth but the two things are incongruous, he's gotta pick a character to play

 

Here's what we Know;

Marcos Maidana is a Ballsy, 2-Fisted Banger who Can Be HURT, yet has NEVER Been Stopped...Adrien Broner is a Low Volume, Flat-Footed POCKET Fighter, w/an UNTESTED Chin & QUESTIONABLE Dedication, who Relies on his Ability to HURT his Opponent...

There WILL Be Fireworks Tonight, but Something's Gotta Give...

If Maidana Can WITHSTAND Broner's Shots, Will Broner REMAIN Flat Footed, in the Pocket, Delivering them???...Can Broner WITHSTAND Maidana's Shots???...If Broner Fatigues, Can he Preserve a Presumable Lead w/Stick & Move Tactics???...

In REED's Estimation, the Fight Will Be Broner's, EARLY DOORS (Bitches!)...He'll Hurt & More than Likely DROP Maidana...But That's when the Fight BEGINS for a Guy like Maidana...@ SOME Point, Maidana's Gonna CHIN CHECK Broner w/THE Hardest Shot he's Ever Felt...& The Crowd will Go "Oooooh"...

Wouldn't Surprise REED @ All if Broner Got DROPPED or Hurt Himself, but @ the VERY Least, he'll Be Embarrassed & Seek Immediate RETRIBUTION...REED's Expecting an Entertaining Fight that BEGINS to Reveal just WHO Broner is, On the Elite Level...

Broner Will Weather a Brief Storm & Become the 1st Man to STOP Marcos Maidana, in the 5th or 6th Round...




REED:hammert:

 

Broner is funnier than Floyd. He's annoying as he'll. But he has more charisma than Floyd, who's act is past it's due date. He's like a musician that needs a new hit badly, far as his act goes.

Agree with SLICE that Hamed was a funny guy. His trash talk was imaginative and clever. And he made you laugh. Can't remember when Floyd made me laugh from something he said.

 

Interested to see how Broner deals with maidana's body punching

 

Maidana's stalking style is a bit too slow and predictable, but if he's still there during the last third of the fight, broner will take some punishment

 

Jermain Taylor is BACK, just scored a TKO over JC Candelo on the undercard

 

At least all the fight today should produce KO's....

 

Kazakhstan.....bring 'em all...bring 'em all....

 

Whot the fuck is this referree....remember guys noone is more professional than I.....the fuck?

 

Shumenov will beat up Old Man River.

 

Sankio

 

Shumenov sux

 

Would he beat Froch Neil?

 

Seda looks pretty good so far. I'm guessing Santa Cruz couldn't beat The Jackal.

 

Based on the BoxNation feed this looks like a 122 pound Margarito-Trinidad battle