George Foreman (Moorer fight) vs 2013 Wlad

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  1. BOSS

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    Having just watched highlights of Foreman Moorer I see this fight going as follows. Wlad uses the Akinwande from the Lewis fight tactics until losing a couple points makes him fight long enough to get taken out by a old man right hand. Hell im pretty sure a Foreman jab might do the job but let's go with the right .

    Foreman ko5
     
  2. LOK

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    Agree brother BOSS

    wlad the impaler gets stretched the impaled by "big" George :hump:
     
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    wald pussy treats him as if he were 1973 Foreman, carefully hugging him and draping himself on him until the ref separates them and then jab-jab, terrified hug etc. en route to a UD... YOU KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, wald pussy lovers, don't even deny that shit
     
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    Klitschko UD

    Jab, clinch and repeat.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

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    I think Wlad would probably KHTFO him
     
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    Sorry brother clogg, your lover Wlad would no doubt jab and grab but foreman would knock him down, knock him put and cock slap him
     
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    wald pussy wins a UD in a tango-fest
     
  8. BOSS

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    You guys are crazy if you don't think George lands some right hands and crazier if you think Wlad takes them .
     
  9. Hut*Hut

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    Foreman was 312 years old. He couldn't knock out Alex Stewart or some guy called Grimley.
     
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    He ko'ed Moorer didn't he? You saying Wlad has a better chin than Moorer? Cmon now.
     
  11. Hut*Hut

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    He has a better defense and punches about three times harder. Old man Foreman zombies Wlad around for ten rounds waiting to land one punch he'd be knocked out well before the tenth.
     
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    Hut is a mentalist

    wald pussy would act like he was in there with a 30 year old
     
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    Illegal holding is not defense and knocked out? Lol Wlad was petrified to put any sustained offense against a bum like Povetkin but he just knocks out the iron chinned heavy punching George ? Sure ..lol
     
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    He acted like Jean Mormeck was a prime Foreman, he treats everyone like that. But he'd still knock Foreman out at some point because he'd hit him allot.

    I'd probably pick the 89-90 version of George by KO but by this point George was done
     
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    he is not knocking him out... Foreman was exceptionally durable and wald pussy is wald goddamned pussy
     
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    George would stretch his bitch ass..

    I know you and Clogg love Wlad but I'm sorry..
    He get his German ass whipped here
     
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    I love Wlad? R u even reading anything on here ?
     
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    :lol::bears:
     
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    Bless your soul brother Boss
     
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    :mj:
     
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