The who kicks Carl Froch's ass thread (for Neil)

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Name some matchups where Frochy takes a thrashing.

    I'll start with 3 fighters:

    Prime Jones

    Prime Toney

    Qawi

    Who else?
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Prime Toney is not a lock, since Froch, knowing his strengths, wouldn't attack him but would instead try to use his jab. He wouldn't probably win anyway, but it wouldn't be a beating the way Jones vs Froch
     
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    Obviously Jones would beat him up worse than Toney would. I wouldn't debate that. Roy would light him up from the opening round.

    Froch-Toney might not be terribly ugly early, but in the later rounds I see it getting pretty ugly for Frochy.
     
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    Bob Foster

    Ezzard Charles

    Ernie Shavers
     
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    Have to be around his weight class, just to make it a bit more fair to Frochy.

    Let's add to the list:

    Prime Hopkins

    Edddie Mustafa Muhammed, if Eddie decided to give a shit.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    this thread is destined to exceed the soccer thread
     
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    Prime Michaelsheski
     
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    yeah but Ernie is like the default guy for non-heavyweight fighters somebody hates

    How many times have Whiskey and I called for Shavers/Judah over the years?
     
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    Well in that case,

    Froch vs Crazy Ike
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    guys who'd bash froch's fucking head in:

    eubank, calzaghe, jones (roy jr.), hopkins, tarver, golovkin, kovalev, saad muhammad, jones (dog), foster, spinks, charles, moore, qawi, johnson (marvin), oracle, toney, hearns, liles, nunn, tunney, michalczewski, monzon, johnson (harold), hill, conn, johnson (our reggie), mcCallum, robinson, conteh, patterson, galindez, mustafa muhammad, lopez, griffin, marciano, holyfield, mcClellin
     
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    I also like Judah vs rabid honey badger.
     
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    Yep. What about Benn and Watson?
     
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    Ehhhh, Froch might outlast Benn and stop him late as Benn is tired. But, he might also simply take too many shots from Benn and get stopped. Watson would school the Hell outta Froch, and win a clear UD.
     
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    watson would roll right over that mouthy fraud froch
     
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    Not 100% Sure, but Mike Tyson Might Beat Carl Froch...MIGHT...




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    Judah vs Kodiak Bear is a good one
     
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    LOL FUNNIEST POST OF THE DAY

    Toney would beat the ever loving shit out of Froch
     
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    I don't think so. Toney hardly beat the shit out of people who stayed away from him. If Froch became too brave, of course Toney would shitkick him, but knowing this Froch would probably try to approach the fight the way he fought Abraham. Of course, Toney is in different class to Abraham and would win anyway, but Froch might keep it somewhat competitice
     
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    Let's get this straight. Toney was ineffective at trying to catch the most athletically gifted fighter of all time. There's no shame in that. He also struggled with Griffin, who if nothing else, was a slick fighter.

    Froch, even when he "boxes", is pretty easy to hit. Is he as defensively pathetic as Brandon Rios, or Angulo? No, but he still isn't a hard target.

    Toney's one of the most accurate punchers in history, and he was an underrated body puncher. He'd break Froch down, and by the late rounds, JT would be taking target practice.
     
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    Frock would bash overrated bitch Mikkelboofski. Too much man, too much farmer.
     
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    How many fights have you seen of a prime DM? He would have SHIT on Froch!

    DM beat the Hell outta a better fighter than Froch anyway, in Hill.

    DM was far too strong, and relentless for Frochy, and he had a ramrod jab.

    Jesus Christ, Froch goes from underrated to overrated quickly.
     
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    Enough to know he's not that good. One thing we know about Boofski - he's a bitch. Frock isn't, and that's why I'd pick him to win.
     
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    Bigger balls RARELY wins over superior talent, and craft. That's always the problem with your thinking.

    So just like Tszyu would have beat the Hell outta the more "ballsy" Rios, DM would beat the Hell outta the more "ballsy" Froch.
     
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    DM wasn't that fucking good... He'd beat Froch, but he wouldn't do it in one-sided fashion
     
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    He beat the Hell outta Hill for every round. Basically won that fight 11-1. Hill won the first round, and after that got hammered the rest of the fight.

    And Hill at that point was still a better fighter than Froch.

    DM is underrated as Hell in my mind.

    He'd have stood no chance against a Foster, Spinks, or Jones, but against Froch he'd look like a superstar.

    I'd favor a prime DM over Ward.

    Froch had trouble handling the pressure of an old, faded Glenn Johnson. Even got buzzed by old man Glenn at one point.

    A young DM's pressure would be too much for him.
     
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    Hill was overrated as fuck... he feasted on horrible opponents his whole career... Thomas Hearns was shot as hell when he beat the dogshit out of Hill... Even the Hill that DM beat was "past his prime" (whatever the hell that means in the case of such a ho-hum fighter as Hill) ... For every Hill, there's a Graciano Rocchigiani (he deserved an Oscar for that performance) ... Froch is a better fighter than Rocchigiani

    Unlike Hill, Froch hasn't shown a tendency to go into a shell against a top opponent, he gave a good account of himself against Ward, for example... couldn't beat the guy, wasn't good enough, but he was in the fight at least... Virgil wasn't even in the fight against a Tommy Hearns on life support

    I don't see how Froch is somehow a lesser fighter than the endless Flotsam with which DM padded his record
     
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    Yeah, because Froch is really comparable to Roy Jones Jr or Michael Nunn (who he KO'd anyway). This re-imagining of Toney as a counter-punching version of David Tua is ridiculous
     
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    He wouldn't need to be comparable to Jones to make it a little bit competitive though. Montell Griffin would be enough and he wouldn't have to be even that good to be mildly competitive
     
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    montell griffin wouldve bamboozled that fraud froch
     

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