JMM (with chest acne) vs. a prime Cintron @ WW

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The aging warrior Marquez faces off against a bigger welter in Cintron. How does he fare?
     
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  2. Double L

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    The jam who faced pbf? He'd probably lose. He'd be so damn short. I swear. Seems like welter has shrunk the last five years.
     
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    Size by damned. Marquez isn't losing to that fuckin bum. The Frog would probably score a KD on Marquez, but I doubt he actually wins.
     
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  4. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    If he had his acne I'd go with JMM
     
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  5. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I think cintron wins narrowly.
     
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  6. cdogg187

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    I refuse to give Cintron a win against somebody good, I don't care how much taller he is... The guy was complete garbage and the sport would have been better if he'd never laced up a glove
     
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  7. LOK

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    What is cintron had the chest acne ?
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Unless they found a PED for a man's SOUL, it doesn't matter
     
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  9. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    do feces cause acne?
     
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  10. whiskey

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    This.

    Obviously Cintron is a bigger guy but it would still be a welterweight fight. No amount of 24 hour weight gain advantage gives Cintron more boxing skills or heart.

    JMM is a first ballot hall of famer and Cintron is an afflete.
     
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