Hercules

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  1. Anthony

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4JZhGYrgCPg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    Anthony, Mar 25, 2014
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    Oh. I was hoping it was about the wrestler.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    both beards are epic
     
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    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

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    This trailer alone shits on the other Hercules movie released earlier this year.
     
    Panchyprsss, Mar 26, 2014
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    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    Well that other hecules looked like a 300/spartcus type movie too.

    BTW, this movie has a pretty good cast

    Ian McShane
    John Hurt
    Joseph Fiennes
     
    Anthony, Mar 26, 2014
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    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    The rock's diet for this movie

    [​IMG]
     
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    That's true, and yet they both look silly as shit I'll pass on both. This will suck, no doubt about it. Too CGI heavy for a decent story.
     
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    This looks like putrid shite
     
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    I guess we Can eliminate:

    Man of Steel
    Riddick
    Pitch Black
    District 9
    Star Trek
    Avengers
    etc.

    all from having a decent story line.
     
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    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    This movie will ROCK !
     
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    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    oh oh. lol i see what you did there. Very Clever. very very clever.
     
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    Looks pretty silly. I wish i could get somebody to cook me all that stuff the rock eats though.
     
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    Get a nice latina woman. Stay away from the Irish or sottish girls. I mean, if you want the food to taste good and all.
     
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    I can play that game too.

    Jack the Giant Slayer
    Snow White and the Huntsmen
    Wrath of the Titans
    G.I. Joe Retaliation
    After Earth
    Total Recall
    Resident Evil: Retribution
    John Carter

    Hercules strikes me as the type of movie that will fall in the shitty CGI section. I'll sig bet it'll suck and it'll be nothing more than a money grabbing half baked movie venture that'll have no substance. Think Wrath of the Titans 2.0. You go sit and try to enjoy it and while you're staring at the ceiling wondering when it's all going to end, be sure to think back to me warning you about it. And try to be man enough to admit I was right about it rather then coming on here telling us how much you enjoyed it.
     
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    personal chef and some steroids... works for him

    also, it helps to have a genetic predisposition to that body shape thanks to having an athlete/wrestler dad
     
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    How? How do you win such a bet? All the other guy has to do is claim the film was awesome...
     
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    Ahh it's just talk, I wouldn't really do it. Like you say no way to prove it. I mean I could say we could go off of IMDB or Rotten tomatoes scores but IMDB gives shit movies like Oblivion a 7.0 so there is no way I'm going to let the moron movie critics of the world back me.
     
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    I miss the dumb Italian Steve Reeves Hercules films. At least they were half amusing.
     
    Panchyprsss, Mar 27, 2014
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    worrrd
     
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    New trailer looks much better

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7Uro03xQwrA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    looks like dumb shit
     
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    I am definitely watching this movie.
     
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    Kick ass beard tho
     
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    Man, the Rock's gonna make chickens extinct!
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :lol: :bears:

    Lol for real, but it all be good! Dumb shit/good I think...lol
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :l1::l1:
     
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    quite terrible...The Rock looked way out of place being to only darkie
     
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