Its official: Martinez knees are okay

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    After his defeat at the hands of Miguel Cotto, the Argentinian boxer was taken via ambulance to the hospital, were routine tests were done and it was confirmed he only had a broken nose. Martinez took home $7 million despite this debacle. His 'eighty year old knees' makes his continuity in boxing uncertain.

    "Please: not in an ambulance! It has been enough (humillation) for tonight!" stated the Argentinian while still at Madison Square Garden before being transported to the Bellevue hospital were several tests were performed. In the clinic a CT Scan was done on his knees, neurological tests and other routine tests were done to determine the extend of Martinez injuries suffered by the punches of the puertorican Miguel Cotto. The only finding was the broken nose.

    translated from an Argentinian news website
     
  2. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Of course his knees are fine.....YURI FOREMAN had a fucked up knee.....Sergio went in there to fucked up COTTO....there was no way Cotto was going to see the final bell.....he doesn't punch hard enough to hurt me...he is too small....he isn't faster than me....he cuts easy i'm going to rip his face apart...he can't take pressure....his stamina is shit...if little Pacquiao fucked him imagine what I will do...I know PAUL WILLAIMS the fuck OUT...I beat Kelly Pavlik....I'm fucking this little motherfucker up....easy work....he came in with that attitude...then he got rock a minute into the fight....
     
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    Long John Silver had better feet than that version of Martinez. His knees are shot.
     
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    Lieutenant Dan-tinez did in fact look to be on his last legs.
     
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    I seen better knees on a new born horse.


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    His shot knees made him look like Khan on a windy day.
     
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    Hey asshole, didn't you pick Martinez by tko? Maravilla was moving around just fine till his chin gave out...
     
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    Godfather will send you the paperwork.
     
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    Xplosive has himself a couple of haters that pop up mainly to insult him.

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    I see that you guys can give a more accurate diagnosis on Martinez knees than the doctors that read the CT Scan results a the hospital. :rolleyes:
     
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