JMM vs. DLH at 135

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  1. Anthony

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    The dildo lover is too big, too fast, and too powerful for JMM at 135.
     
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    Agreed
    He'd whup him and fantasize about him in fishnets
     
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    Not so sure about this, I think Marquez has a good chance, since DLH was very raw at this time of his career.
     
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    Hoya would knock JMM out with a big right hand
     
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    DLH had no right hand at 135 (unless that's the joke)

    DLH by KO either way though, and probably early. Doesn't see round 6
     
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    The greatest Mexican fighter of all time gets no fucking respect on this board. JMM by UD
     
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    lol c'mon

    compared to DLH, JMM is tiny, slow, and has 0 pop. JMM is a great fighter but his best days were at 126
     
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    "The greatest Mexican of all time gets no respect" ... can't imagine more irony in one sentence

    Marquez might be the 5th or 6th best Mexican, maybe

    DLH was a bit raw at 135 but he's big, fast and had a ton of power... He'd get a left hook home on the piss-enthusiast, knock him out and then pull on his little mexican penis to get it hard and then pull down his trunks and ride it in the middle of the ring while Anthony says "that doesn't mean he's gay"
     
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    DLH was very good.. he really was

    like the wise brother CLOGG said, DLH was a lil raw at 135 but he was so much bigger than other guys and really was a good fighter. JMM is great too but I think he is what 5'6 or 7? DLH would keep him at bay with the very good jab and probably level him with a left hook and then put fishnets over his face and slap him with his tiny tequila worm
     
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    DLH by possible moider.
     
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    DLH was pretty huge at 135, and fast and powerful. I'd have to pick DeLa Lovesongs.
     

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