Paulie M vs Vinny Paz @ 140

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Predict a winner, and what would it be billed as?

    I'll take Paz by close decision in a fight billed as "Wops with no pop."
     
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    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    EPIC Press Conferences, Guaranteed Weigh-In Shenanigans...Wouldn't Surprise REED @ All if Paulie & Vinny Weighed in NUDE, Each Assuming he's the "LaawnGUH Man wit' Moooor Reeeech" (to Paraphrase Teddy Atlas)...

    In an Overtly ETHNIC Sport, this Potentially Could Be THE Most Ethnic Bout in Boxing History...

    Stallone & Gandolfini Would Be There for Sure, as Would Other Assorted Italian Celebs, Character Actors, Athletes, etc...Paulie Uses Sinatra's "New York, New York" as his Ringwalk Music...Paz Enters to "Blue Moon" & Rocks an Appropriately Colored Thong, that Would Make Camacho Sr. Blush...Or Maybe he Uses "Eye of the Tiger" Or the Theme from "Rocky"...

    Does Chuck Zito Align Himself w/Either, for the Ringwalk or Does he Remain Neutral???...There Would LITERALLY Be Vegas & NJ Betting Odds on Who Zito Accompanies....

    REED Would Christen the Bout "DING-DING; Badda Boom, Badda BING"....



    REED:bravo:
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    For some reason, I feel like Gandolfini wouldn't make it............
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Winner gets to get lit up by a black guy in his next bout
     

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