Prime Starling vs Prime Quartey

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  1. Xplosive

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    Who wins?
     
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    Starling is too defensively skilled for Quartey and wins a decision
     
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    Quartey would be living in Qatar cleaning bathrooms in a horrific looking skycraper shaped like a perfume bottle saying to people "صباح الخير"
    each morning while silently lamenting the day he ever met Moochie
     
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    Quartey is game but he loses a decision, bich
     
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    magic-less moochie would complain of malaria once Molinares'd masterfully, he might move to Michoacan-Mexico to mule methylamine for a Methlab in Marlborough-Massachusetts
     
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    Quartey would quietly quake in his converse as quick counters concussed his cwanium. His own combative quest quashed by magic defense. Cwestfallen, he would become a Quaker in Cwanston, contemplating the cwisis of his cwushed dreams
     
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    On a serious note, I do agree with Cdogg here.

    Ike was a bit too robotic and predictable to win this one. Starling outboxes him.
     
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    To this day, I still don't think Ike would have beaten a Starling victim, Simon Brown.
     
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    Be a great match, that one... I'd say it's a pick 'em, slight favor to Brown
     

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