Michael Moorer vs. Joe Calzaghe @ LHW

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Can Calzaghe the KO specialist take advantage of Moorer's shaky chin and win?
     
    Dog Jones, Nov 22, 2014
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    I think Calz would be leading on the cards for awhile, but eventually Moorer catches him with some big shots that he can't recover from.
     
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  3. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    calzumba would be snorting perico through the back of his head after this one
     
    Neil, Nov 22, 2014
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    Calzaghe KO1 by devastating power-punch blitz bombardment.

    MTF
     
    meetthefeebles, Nov 22, 2014
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  5. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Moorer knocks him the fuck out.......but real answer is CALZAGHE will avoid ever fighting him.
     
    ILLUMINATI, Nov 22, 2014
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  6. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Moorer would be MORE than Crapsaggy could handle. Saggy would get stopped
     
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  7. loadedgloves

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    Moorer big
     
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  8. cdogg187

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    Moorer the LHW is overrated as fuck, never fought anybody worth even half a shit at the weight

    THAT SAID...

    Luckily for him, Calzaghe is a huge, slapping woman and would likely get sodomized
     
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  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Calzaghe always finds a way
     
    Slice N Dice, Nov 24, 2014
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  10. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    against bums and shot fighters, sure

    moorer would impregnate him with his butt baby
     
    loadedgloves, Nov 25, 2014
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  11. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    considering calzumba's addiction, wouldnt it be considered a "butt crack baby"?
     
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    Moorer would put it in dry and shoot white, life-forming venom into Crapfaghe's Welsh Guido love box... Crapfaghe's butt uterus would grow a butt fetus... After a couple of months, Moorer would notice that the disgusting faggot is still blowing lines and demand that he clean up his act... A dejected crapslappy would head to a back alley butt abortionist
     
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    Thankfully, fights are won in the ring, so the celtic alliance's bias wouldn't prevent Joe beating the shit out of this chump and sending the board into meltdown, with loads of 'slap bemusement' comments befuddling an excuse to explain another Calzaghe victory.

    MTF
     
    meetthefeebles, Nov 25, 2014
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  14. cdogg187

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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Calzaghe would annihilate Moorer, then it's on to the next while MM suddenly gets recast as a bum
     
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    The Newcastle/QPR merger is talking heavy​ shite
     
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