The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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What?

 

Fuck off Pardew, you cunt.

Mike Williamson has played NINE games for NUFC this season and we have won precisely ZERO of said games. So guess who Pardew, the tactical genius, turns to for this 1/4 final?

Fuck right off.

MTF

 

I fucking hate football.

MTF

 

exactly... there's no comparison

 

The truth of the matter is that Williamson, Gouffran and all the other fucking useless cloggers Pardew seems to favour over actual footballers are just stooges in all of this. The bottom line is that Pardew's luck, and that run he put together was damn lucky, has completely run out. Four shipped on Saturday, three so far here - normal service resumed.

MTF

 

For anyone who wants a full explanation of why Pardew is a useless cunt, bear in mind that NUFC have (so far) lost TEN games by three or more goals in 2014. That's more that Sir Bobby Robson lost in FIVE years in charge.

MTF

 

Four now. Could be seven by the end. The collapse is in. Five thousand travelled down watching this piss-take. I can't turn it off - like watching a car-crash but with extra added fury.

MTF

 

:: True say

 

:hammert:

 

Drinking mine now. I couldn't open it with the tab alone so I had to use a pair of scissors to puncture it.

Flavour is how you described "sort of cream soda/bubble gum/fruit punch combination". It is too sweet for my liking but so is coke, pepsi, dr. pepper etc. for me at this point. I'm sure I would have loved it as a kid though. I recently put up some shelves in my office that are currently quite empty. That's where my can will be on display.

 

Arsenal vs Monaco.

 

QPR vs West Brom

 

I'm certain this drink would be popular over here... I think you'd have to re-brand it, though... "Iron Brew" for the truly daft young people of North America... "IRN BRU" would simply confuse them

Definitely too sweet for me... If I was thirsty and this was all there was, I'd happily drink it, but I think any more than a can would make me feel like I had Wilford Brimley's Disease.

 

How aboot "Patriot Soda"?

 

Patriot Soda where I live and "Freedom Pop" in the south and midwest

 

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"If you don't drink it you're a communist!!"

 

"10 cents on every can goes to purchasing bullets for the troops!"

 

Even by my own standards, some of the cunting shit written about Liverpool and Rodgers in the past week has been nothing sort of vicious.

Nice to see them get their shit pushed in last night, and LOL at the daft cunts for inviting Tony "Kaposi Sarcoma" Pulis to comment on Liverpool.

It's like asking Madonna to comment on The Madonna.

 

I'm drinking an IRN-BRU right now.

 

Good to see young Raheem bagging a couple of goals last night.

 

Big case going on in Ireland now, they want to kill an unborn infant because its clinically-dead mother is, well, clinically dead.

The unborn infant is 4 months old. Presumption therefore is that the mother, who recently died, wanted and expected to give birth in the "Normal" course of events.

Ironically, therefore, it was her wish for the kid to live. But her parents say they want her off the life support machine.

Its the new Irish way of progressing- two dead bodies for the price of one.

We got us a Jew for a Minister of Justice and an Indian for a Minister for Health.

Destroy it from the inside, thats what the man said.

 

Why do they want to kill the baby? Is it gonna be born pure fucked up or something?

 

How long was the woman pregnant for?

 

Yes it was....Markovic has now also scored, so that's pretty much all of Rodgers signings that have grabbed goals.

Would...well....LOVE IT LOVE IT if we got passed the Chelski scum.

 

It'll get you through!

 

4 months. I think she got a blood clot and died about a week ago.

The doctors are giving her oxygen and fluids to keep the baby alive as the law obliges them to not take the childs life.

The law does permit an abortion where the mothers life is threatened, but her life is not threatened, only the childs life is threatened, as its mother is clinically dead.

 

"unborn infant'?

 

I'm no doctor but if the woman has passed on how will the baby survive? Her internal organs etc stop working don't they?

 

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The child is physiologically fine, they have detected no abnormalities other than its mother is clinically dead and the child cannot survive without the intervention of the medical staff.

The parents want their child off the life-support machine.

What fucks me off is that the "Religious and Social Affairs Correspondent" of RTE {national broadcaster} is the one that covers the story.

Just what the fuck ANY of this has to do with religion is beyond me.

Give the kid O2 and some water for the next few fucking months and let it live.