Bob Foster vs. Joe Calzaghe @ LHW

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Is this another fantastic slap exhibition by the Jazzercizer?
     
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    Joe's long, perfect nose would look like Iran Barkley's nose when Bob was done with him.
     
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    Foster would say "Is this motherfucker trying to slap me?" and then start laying on a vicious beating to the insolent welsh dago
     
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    I would wank myself to A&E
     
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    There's no question that I would have a massive erection watching this
     
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    I would make video loops of Calzaghe's face-first crash to the canvas and the camera shots of his family gasping and crying and hack into Saucy Slice's computer and make it so it would come up every time he tried to check his email or go onto www.comeonyourrrrrrs.org to talk shite
     
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    Calzaghe would find a way like he always does
     
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    Foster would offer him several choices of cause of death
     
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    That was a good'un, I'll give you that ya bastard :lol:
     
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    I don't even think Foster beat a single guy of Calzaghe's calibre his entire run at LHW.

    Let alone stopped one.

    Calzaghe could easily win a decision. Foster was hittable enough to be outpointed by pure volume and Calzaghe is super tough guy to put away and was always in great shape.
     
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    I don't think this fight would be enjoyable. I would expect calzaghe to be really negative and clinch as much as possible, in order to avoid the punches of Foster. He would get floored a couple of times, and lose by a wide margin, but I don't think he would get KTFO, because he wouldn't engage enough for it to happen.
     
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    in this topic here silent nitwit has taken the lead in the match race to see who is the least knowledgeable fightbeater
     
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    Yes, cause claiming that foster would win easily, maybe (probably in fact) by ko, is such a stretch. I just don't expect him to get decapitated like Tiger or Quarry did, since I doubt calz would try to win as much as these two did. When facing punchers, calzaghe was trying to spoil it as much as possible, and it's really hard to ko emphatically guys who fight like this.

    anyways, I wont lose much more time with a farce like you
     
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