Bob Foster vs. Joe Calzaghe @ LHW

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Dog Jones, Dec 19, 2014.

  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Is this another fantastic slap exhibition by the Jazzercizer?
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Joe's long, perfect nose would look like Iran Barkley's nose when Bob was done with him.
     
  3. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Foster would say "Is this motherfucker trying to slap me?" and then start laying on a vicious beating to the insolent welsh dago
     
  4. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I would wank myself to A&E
     
  5. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    There's no question that I would have a massive erection watching this
     
  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I would make video loops of Calzaghe's face-first crash to the canvas and the camera shots of his family gasping and crying and hack into Saucy Slice's computer and make it so it would come up every time he tried to check his email or go onto www.comeonyourrrrrrs.org to talk shite
     
  7. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Calzaghe would find a way like he always does
     
  8. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Foster would offer him several choices of cause of death
     
  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    That was a good'un, I'll give you that ya bastard :lol:
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :hammert:
     
  11. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    :lol:

    MTF
     
  12. SilentNight

    SilentNight Undisputed Champion

    I don't even think Foster beat a single guy of Calzaghe's calibre his entire run at LHW.

    Let alone stopped one.

    Calzaghe could easily win a decision. Foster was hittable enough to be outpointed by pure volume and Calzaghe is super tough guy to put away and was always in great shape.
     
  13. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

  14. SilentNight

    SilentNight Undisputed Champion

  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  16. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I don't think this fight would be enjoyable. I would expect calzaghe to be really negative and clinch as much as possible, in order to avoid the punches of Foster. He would get floored a couple of times, and lose by a wide margin, but I don't think he would get KTFO, because he wouldn't engage enough for it to happen.
     
  17. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles


    in this topic here silent nitwit has taken the lead in the match race to see who is the least knowledgeable fightbeater
     
  18. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Yes, cause claiming that foster would win easily, maybe (probably in fact) by ko, is such a stretch. I just don't expect him to get decapitated like Tiger or Quarry did, since I doubt calz would try to win as much as these two did. When facing punchers, calzaghe was trying to spoil it as much as possible, and it's really hard to ko emphatically guys who fight like this.

    anyways, I wont lose much more time with a farce like you
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2014

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