Terry Norris vs Chuck Norris

Is this one even fair? I'd venture to say that if Chuck can cut through a hot knife with butter, he could surely shatter Terry's paper chin.

 

I'll be Missing in Action for this thread.

 

I have a Silent Rage because of this stupid thread.

 

Considering that ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories, Terrible Terry would surely become Terrified Terry

 

This is a very interesting matchup. I'd, wanna say "obviously terry if they boxed" but you know what? In kickboxing rules, chuck has a chance imo. He might side kick terry and have terry shit blood for 7 weeks and basically stick to a fruit and water diet.
Then again, terry might just unload and Knock chuck out like he was a 2 bit, acid taking hooker that sleeps in a trash bin and eats maybe twice a week.

Very very interesting matchup.
Prime and even right now!!!

I'm not sure right now what kinda condition terry is in? Does he workout? I'm sure chuck does as he is always selling "total gyms" with Christie Brinkley on TV ads. That said he is starting to look like an old man.

 

This would turn into Delta Farce pretty quickly.