Buster's Basic Instinct was to be lazy. He was essentially a fat ass who believed "greed is good" when it comes to food. But assuming he was in shape, Michael wouldn't be able to play The Game of long distance fighting with him. One jab, and right hand combo and Michael Douglas would be Falling Down and in a Coma. He would pass away a few days after, and would come back to visit Buster as a spirit at night. Buster would be terrified, and tell everyone. He'd say "All I could see was The Ghost And The Darkness".
There would be Black Rain Falling Down on Michael. If it went the distance the judges would pick Buster Beyond a Reasonable Doubt. After all, it's insiders who profit from this like The American President or people on Wall Street.
:bears: good job, dudes After Buster was done battering Michael and sending his brain signals Haywire, the actor would find himself a few weeks later selling Honeydew melons out of a shopping cart on The Streets Of San Francisco
Michael would have a nose like Karl Malden by the time this was over, and Buster would put his fat black cock inside Catherine Calzaghe Jones.
I don't know what's happening here but all the sudden the MM section of FB is awesome. Buster would lay him out Permanantly. I mean he would leave in a pine box for real
