Vinny Pazienza vs. Donald Curry @ 154

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Does Paz surprise here, and upsets the Cobra?
     
  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Not a whole lot different outcome from Paz-Jones. Maybe Vinny would find it a bit easier to close the distance and land a few shots of his own but he'd get battered all the same.
     
  3. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    I think it would look a bit more like Mayweather vs. Gatti....
     
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    Curry woulda beaten ten shades outta Paz.
     
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    Even the 154 Curry, a shell of himself, is simply too quick fisted and technically sound for the disgusting, lurid, vulgar, sweaty spaghetti savage... That stupid guido shitbag does his usual bullshit, aping for the crowd, missing bolo punches, grabbing the top rope, hitting himself and gesturing at Curry to "come at me, bro!" And all of that horseshit... He ends bleeding and swollen, knocked down a few times and completely dominated ... Look like his bout with Uncle Rog most likely
     
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    I usually like blood-and-guts fighters but I hate Paz. Never fucking liked him. The Steroid Gumbah. His rematch with Rosenblatt and the fight with Herol Graham were brilliant. The Uncle Roger fight has the added bonus of that other mobster Poo Duva being knotted up for charging into the ring and attacking Mayweather.

    I reckon Curry would have Pazienza selling Pizzas in Piazzas in Paris under the Pseudonym of "Priapic Pappy".
     
  7. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    paz to macho, to andro, to metro
     

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