Wladimer Klitschko vs the 80s crop of heavyweights?

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  1. mw314159

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    If Holyfield found a way to defeat Wlad, one thing's for sure. Vitali would step in and "avenge" his brother's loss. If history is anything to go by.

    Lennox Lewis looked fragile at times, getting knocked the fuck out by a big punch twice in his prime. He went back, dominated, and knocked out the only guys who had beaten him. Wlad didn't want any part of Corrie Sanders after that ass whipping. That's why I'd pick Tyson to beat Wlad 10/10 times. Tyson had the speed to get inside and the power to put Wlad down with every big punch that landed.
     
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    You know what they say about petite girls. Small girls are tighter. Maybe 4.5" is all Hayden needs.

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    He could almost titty fuck her when she's standing up.
     
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    Holy would put a holy black snake in Wlad's mouth
     
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    Holy would enter the ring with Jesus on his side.. then whup Wlad and put his HOLY WARRIOR SNAKE into Wlad's stupid german mouth!!

    I think Holy would shoot Jizz all over Wlad and get it in his eyes
     
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    the more i think about it..

    i could see Larry Holmes, Holy, Tony Tucker, Mike, Mitch BLOOD green, they could team up and GANG BANG Wlad!

    it would be like a bunch of black snakes shooting sticky venom all over Wlad's face and hair!
     
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    Lol. Wlad is from Kazakhstan. He grew up in the Ukraine. He learned German and started fighting out of Germany to build his career as a pro boxer. Holyfield would put a holy black snake in Wlad's Kazakh / Ukrainian mouth, if he doesn't get destroyed with lead left hooks and straight rights on the way in.
     
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    Kazakhstan would learn about black snakes then!

    MULTIPLE black snakes would be shooting STICKY, WHITE, LIFE FORMING, VENOM all over his stupid Kazakstany face and hair
     
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    You've spent a lot of time fantasizing about this. Haven't you. Thinking about Wlad's face drenched in cum, dreaming about it, craving it and needing it. He's out of your league, but I bet you can find a different tall white guy who will live out your fantasies with you.
     
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    LOL!

    Me?

    FUCK no!

    man.. i'm not into all that gay shit like some of you guys..

    i'm just saying that I could see a scenario where multiple big ass black snakes are shooting cum all over his german mouth and hair.. that's all
     
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    Not supported by the facts, sorry.
     
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    Did he try for a rematch? It has been a while. I just remember the first fight and the Sanders / Vitali fight. Sanders landed some bombs on Vitali. That was the difference between them at the time. Vitali walked through Corrie's best shots and walked him down on the way to a knockout win. Wlad showed a lot of heart getting up over and over, but he couldn't handle Corrie's power.
     
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    Sanders vacated the WBO title in December 2003 to concentrate on fighting for the WBC title which was vacated, ironically, after Lewis refused to piss or get off the pot regarding rematching Vitali. :lol:
     
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