Who the fuck was that Patriots Linebacker whose helmet kept falling off his head? Get ready for "Helmetgate", folks. :goodnews:
Kemosabe Jimmeh and Little Big Bill will be present when um Buffalo Billys hunt Jaguar spirit animals in October. It has been many moons since Bison have roamed London plains. Peace pipe oot.
Miami's win today was like sex with CDogg's sister. You knew it was gonna happen, but it was pretty ugly, and in the end, it doesn't feel as fulfilling as it should. TFK
Mariota playing out of his mind right now. He's either that good, or the Bucs are that fucking bad. Sorry Illu. :blackcloud:
I hate the BUCS.....really do.....FUCK my LIFE!!!! N how is Pacman Jones still in the fucking league???
How many times does Romo have to do that before fans consider him elite. Dude owns 4th quarter comebacks.
Dallas tried to give the Giants the game and they still fucked it up with their prevent bullshit and shitty playcalling by the end zone. :bangh::bangh::bangh:
Romo was RIDICULOUS Last Night... 36-45, 356yds, 3TD's...And While he Had 2 INT's, NEITHER Were his Fault, as Both were Tipped/Bobbled Balls that SHOULD Have Been Caught... If "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys Stay ABOVE Water for the Next 4-6 Weeks (While Dez is OUT), Romo Will Be a BONAFIDE MVP Candidate... REED:cheer:
NO Offensive TD's Scored Either Way...AWFULfuckingGAME to Watch...Peyton Stinking Up the Joint; Flacco Looking Like the OVERPAID QB he Is.... Reminded REED of Last Year's 13-9 "Masterpiece" btwn Seattle and Carolina, Only Those Teams Possessed LESS Offensive Talent, so the LACK of Output Wasn't as Surprising... REED:hammert:
Either the Niners weren't anywhere near as bad as I thought, or the Vikes were stymied by the start time. The real test will be next week in Pittsburgh
Denver @ KC - Damn Good Win for Denver...They Struggled vs. Baltimore in Week 1 and Struggled Early vs. the Chiefs, Thursday Night...Then Peyton Said "Fuck This" & Pulled a BIG Road Win Out of his Ass...The Media Keeps Focusing on Peyton's LACK of Arm Strength, but he's Been OVER Throwing Guys, from what REED has Seen.... New England @ Buffalo - Here's Buffalo's "Prove It" Game...They Looked Impressive Slapping Around Indy Last Week...Now They've Got Division Rival/Defending World Champions in THEIR Building...We'll Know EXACTLY How Seriously to Take the Bills After this Game... Arizona @ Chicago - The Bears Played Green Bay Tough Last Week, but Cutler's Propensity for Turning the Rock Over Doesn't Match Up Well w/the Cardinals Defense... San Diego @ Cincy - Battle of 2 Middle of the Road AFC Playoff Contenders...The Chargers are Slightly Better and LESS Fragile, Mentally... Tennessee @ Cleveland - Mariota had a BRILLIANT NFL Debut, but Let's Pump the Brakes a Bit...No Delanie Walker Today Makes Things a Bit Tricky for the Titans...Mr. Johnathan Football Gets his 1st Win in Just his 3rd Start... Detroit @ Minnesota - Minnesota was Everybody's SEXY Pick to Make the Playoffs, yet Looked Pitiful vs. the 49'ers...They're Gonna HAVE to Give Adrian Peterson the Rock More or Fall to 0-2... Tampa Bay @ New Orleans - Lost in the Opening Day Dog Piling of Jameis Winston is the FACT his Best Receiver, Mike Evans, Didn't Play a Snap...Evans IS Playing Today and the Real Jameis Winston will Show Up... Atlanta @ N.Y. Giants - If the Falcons Minimize the Turnovers (Unlike "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys Did Last Week), they'll Beat the Giants Comfortably... San Francisco @ Pittsburgh - Carlos Hyde was on REED's Radar LAST Season...Dude is Legit...Still, the Steelers are the Better Team & Hyde Will Be 1 of the FEW Bright Spots for the Niners this Season... St. Louis @ Washington - The Rams are on the Rise and the Redskins SUCK...This Game Could Be Over By the 2nd Quarter... Houston @ Carolina - No QB Does MORE w/LESS than Cam Newton...Most Picked Carolina to LOSE to Jacksonville Last Week, yet Cam Willed them to a Win, Despite Underwhelming Stats...Though Talented, there's a Level of DYSFUNCTION to Houston Which Consistently Undermines their Ability... Baltimore @ Oakland - Oakland Sucks... Miami @ Jacksonville - Jacksonville Sucks... Dallas @ Philly - MUST Win for Philadelphia...They'll Fall to 0-2 w/3 of their Next 4 Games on the Road, if REED's Not Mistaken...DeMarco Murray will Be Hyped Today and it's Hard to Be Optimistic about the BOY'S Chances, Sans their Biggest Weapon in Dez...Still, the Stage is Set for Tony Romo to FOREVER Silence his Critics w/an MVP Season...Last Weeks Comeback Win Over the Giants was Act 1...Act 2 is Today... Seattle @ Green Bay - Game of the Week...Green Bay Seeks Revenge & Seattle Looks to AVOID an 0-2 Start...Green Bay Proved to Be the BETTER Team in Last Year's NFC Championship Game, Until McCarthy's Play Calling Got Tooooooo Conservative, Green Bay Allowed the Recovery of an Onside Kick and the Catching of a Cross the Field, PRAYER of a Pass, on a 2pt Conversion by Russell Wilson... NY Jets @ Indy - Off Week for Luck (Last Week), by His Standards...He'll Get Back on Track vs. the Jets... REED:hammert:
Nice post, McREED :bears: Ah couldnae help notice Ye wrote 'Jacksonville sucks'... me and Jimmy will be watching them play the Bills next month at Wembley. D'Ye think we'll still have a good laugh, like?
It'll Be ENTERTAINING in the Sense that Buffalo has a TALENTED, Athletic Offense (LeSean McCoy, Sammy Watkins, Percy Harvin, etc.), Which Should be Able to Showcase their Abilities to a High Degree Against Jacksonville... Also, Bills Coach, Rex Ryan, ALWAYS Has Something Noteworthy to Say...He'll Leave QUITE an Impression Upon the European "American Football" Media... Should Make for a Good Occasion to Have a Pint or 3 & Experience Something You Don't See Everyday... REED:mj:
Already DEPLETED of Offensive Weaponry, Cam Newton and the Carolina Panthers Watch as Receiver, Jericho Cotchery, is Carted Off the Field... REEDalm:
