The Jackal on next week's card?

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  1. Nobleart

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    Wonder if the little fucking wizard wears these under his blanket of invincible powers for good luck.

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  2. Nobleart

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    Neil rubbed that bauble as hard as he could, and the little Cuban genie next to him granted him three wishes. Neil wasted the first two on a T-Shirt and ringside seats to The Jackals next 5 PPV headlining events.

    The 3rd wish Neil should get plenty of use out of. It's a Civil War era camera so Neil can take crystal clear shots of the ring action during all of Rigon'DOH's remaining fights. He's gonna Matthew Brady that bitch!
     
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    I don't believe that. I've been there and those people have a nice tan.
     
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    jackal blows and people don't care
     
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    The manufacturers of Ambien and Lunesta sure care. Rigo gets more public exposure and their business stands to take a big hit.
     
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    hatas abound^^

    you fucks dont know what youre missing. jackal vs jazza will be entertainment personified.
     
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    I saw Dickens get stopped by a moslem calling himself Kid Galahad. Seemed like a decent guy to knockout.
     
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    Jazza :lol:
     
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    For fucks sake. Nobody wants to see him fight Jizzy Dickhead or whatever the fuck he's called, just give us Rigo-Loma.
     
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    Well, Rigo has stated before that he's hunting down Frampton and Quigg, so maybe if he continues to fight over here those fights can build up much more interest if they continue to win.
     
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    He'd destroy Frampton and Quigg.
     
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    Sounds like a sponsorship opportunity to me. Have Larry Merchant cover the fight, and every time he lets out a disgruntled "sigh", a spinning Lunesta logo comes bursting out of the screen.
     
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    We could all play a drinking game the next Rigo fight. Every time the announcers refer to him as "clever", or "skillful", or "magical", or "sleep inducing", we all have to take a slug of Nyquil laced with heroin.

    Last one to pass out wins Neils favorite custom made "Jackal #1 when he does #2" T-shirt.

    :pray:
     
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    As Much as REED Looooooooooooves Rigondeaux, there's PRESSURE On Him to Be SOMEWHAT Fan-Friendly This Time Out...Especially After Completely SHITTING the Bed in that Regard, On the Canelo-Cotto Undercard...






    REED:hammert:
     
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    I'm sure this feather-fisted Oliver Twist will provide The Narcoleptic Jackal a suitable corner of the ring with which to deposit his pale carcass after the most devastating feint ever seen in pugilistic history.


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    The jackal broke that blokes jaw
     
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    A tale of two rounds for Dickens, he started with great expectations but endured hard times at the hands of our mutual friend, the jackal
     
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    Jazza got jacked up.
     

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