Valerian & The City of a Thousand Planets trailer

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    From Luc Besson (The Fifth Element)

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NNrK7xVG3PM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Lucy was complete and utter shit. Let's hope this is better.
     
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    I liked Lucy.
     
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    Looks like a typical Luc Besson fun action sci-fi flick. Wish they could have gotten different actors then that waify looking bitch and the Edward Furlong looking motherfucker, whoever he is.
     
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    Heroin chic scifi?
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    To be honest, Luc Besson used to make great movies.


    That ended with ´Leon´ over 20 years ago.
     
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    The Fifth Element was fun.
     
    Panchyprsss, Nov 17, 2016
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Nah it was overblown, camp Jean-Paul Fagtier shit that got bogged down with atyle-over-substance.

    Nikita and León were great....
     
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    Did I said it was great? It was FUN!!!
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Sure if you like Bruce Willis with gayboy blondehair and orange vest running around with Milla ´One-Trick-Pony´ Jogogovichzch....
     
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    Read my lips:

    FUN!!!
     
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    Looks like Blade Runner mixed with John Carter.
     
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    I don't see any Blade Runner or John Carter similarity, but lots of Fifth Element and Jupiter Ascending instead.
     
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    yeah I see what he means with the 'looks like' comparisons but all I see is a pair of obnoxious cunts...especially pouty 'PC' fucking Carla Delavigne
     
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    She's good looking but fucking shitty actress.
     
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    and a complete mess as a human being who can't define her true sexual orientation.
     
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    Who's the fucking odd-looking male counterpart with her in this?
     
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    I can't tolerate Bruce Willis... He's like one of those old suburban white guys who plays harmonica in a "blues band" on the weekends
     
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    He's not "like" that, he "is" that. :lol:


    .....but I like him for the most part, even though I don't think he's done anything worth a shit in a very long time. He seems like he's in the Nic Cage, John Travolta cash a paycheck because I owe a lot of back taxes phase of his career.
     
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    That's the kid from "Chronicle". He's normally pretty good but he's morphing into a fucking Ed Furlong lookalike for some reason.
     
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    Thought I recognized him - weird-looking.
     
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    He was good in 'Looper'.
     
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    Yeah, "Looper" was good. It's few and far between for him now though.
     
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    That bitch is sitting on the face of my girl annie clark, I wish g
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    He currently filming a Death Wish Reboot
     
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    Ughhhh! Directed by Eli Roth. Maybe if Joe Carnahan directed and didn't just work on the screenplay, it might not be reprehensible.


    :Crap:
     
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    He was good in '12 Monkeys' as well.
     
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    This looks like pure utter shit. Maybe the books popularity will save it but it looks like someone went out of their way to recreate a Jupiter Ascending style financial and cinematic failure.
     
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    Trailer 2 looks like the visual feast you want experience while taking hallucinogens!

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cPeqNTqZNN0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Looks really good. I am afraid it will disappoint.
     
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