UFC 214 | Sat Jul 29, 2017 | Cormier vs Jones 2

I like Cyborg but this is a joke. The talent in WMMA is just too shallow

 

Like the big dude fighting Snake Pilssken in Escape From New York....

 

I met Demian Maia last year and trained in his gym here in São Paulo - really nice guy....that said, I think strikes beat holds in this next fight...

 

you"re brasilian???. I tought you were Mean Mr Mustard, who was british

 

Congratulations to the fat Denny's waitress for surviving 2 rounds.

It's hard to believe this was a title fight.

 

A deep masculine voice is the worst side effect that comes with androgen use in women. That and the 2 inch clit.

 

I am!
I moved to Brasil almost 2 years ago now...

 

that's an interesting turn in a life

 

Why did you move?

 

I could say "well, those Brasilian chicks are irresistable" but that would make me really shallo....okay, Brasilian chicks are really irresistable so I married one.

 

1 - Got married here
2 -Sick of the UK

There's a few more factors but that's basically it...

 

Still going for Woodley, mid...

 

that's sad. If you move to brasil for the girls, I hope you're hitting more than one

Kidding. congrats bro

 

Seriously?
Haven't considered moving back to UK once...

'Truth is stranger than fiction'

 

Maia going for his bread-&-butter early...

...and cut!

 

Damn it. I don't know how Maia can win if he can't get the takedown early.

 

He can't.
Woodley just needs to stay on his feet...which is the one fundamental weakness of Jiu-Jitsu...

 

These guys are soooooo cagey...

 

it's a bore, but Maia simply can't deal with the strenght and power of woodley

 

Cancelling each other out here.
Crowd getting restless...

 

This is sad to watch. Everyone knew it was over after the first, but they have to fight four more rounds.

 

I can see Woodley checking a Maia kick and Maia's leg shattering to pieces

 

'Styles (do not always) make fights'

 

ouff this is painful

 

Don't care now.
Bring on Jon-Dan II

 

congrats Maia. You probably now have the distinction of being involved in the worst title fight at WW and MW.

that's quite an achievement

 

Effective but a One-Trick Pony.


But that's nowhere near good enough in MMA...

 

That was so shite I went through three Caipirinhas....

 

What an awful fight. I thought at least Woodley would have gotten the knockout if Maia couldn't get it to the ground.

 

I almost married this hot Filipina girl I met last year. I would have considered moving there for her.

I'm actually considering moving somewhere like Thailand just for the girls. Unlimited supply of hot young Asian pussy (like here), only I could live like a king there. I wouldn't consider the Philippines now with their current drug policy.