What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

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    I mean the worst film you've ever seen. I don't mean, the most overrated film you've ever seen or the most disappointed you've been with a film considering your expectations....I mean the actual worst film that you've ever seen.

    For me it has to be....without any doubt at all..."Titanic 2".

    Yes...there is a Titanic 2...and yes, I knew it was going to be absolutely terrible and yes...I still watched it out of morbid curiosity. Absolutely awful!!!! lol

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    Pretty easily Birdemic. It's the Citizen Kane of horrible movies. But, it's sooooo horrible that it's almost a masterpiece.
     
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    The Room can't compete with this:

     
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    Speaking of birdemic, an absolutely ghastly film I watched once was “rodentz “
     
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    Wow , I just watched this. Lol, I think this is the winner.
     
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    Supposedly this piece of shit had a $65 Million budget and an All-Star voice cast. Knowing that, it's absolutely frightening how bad it is. The story behind this movie, which is essentially just a long product placement commercial, is infinitely more entertaining then the actual movie.

     
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    Too many to think of off the top of my head but definitely the whole damn fast and furious franchise
     
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    Movies like Birdemic and The Room are horrible yet hilarious, so they're highly watchable.

    Fast & Furious is eye cancer. If I had the choice of having to watch the entire franchise or take a flush uppercut from Anthony Joshua, I'm telling AJ to hit me with all he's got.
     
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    I think we need to separate the movies that are so bad they're good, from the bad and unwatchable.

    So bad they're good = Plan 9, The Room, Birdemic, The Happening.

    Horrible and unwatchable = Pearl Harbor
     
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    You’re an audacious man.

    I created the thread. I determine the rules.

    Films like the fast and the furious are more in the “overrated” or “not my taste” category than simply awful films. Lots of people love that franchise ( not me). I’m talking about films that have no redeeming quality whatsoever that basically no one likes.
     
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    It's really difficult to pick worst without adding caveats - that is, Worst 'Multi-Million-$-Budget' Movie Ever I'd have to pick four that I thought were terrible:
    * Exorcist II: The Heretic
    * Ishtar
    * Showgirls
    * Batman & Robin


    Otherwise, I'd be here all night picking shit movies, e.g. everything starring Tom Green, Twilight saga, ...

     
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    I thought Showgirls was alright. It's pretty shite, but nowhere near as bad as everyone tried to claim it was.

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    It's softcore cheese, that's all. I think it turned out to be exactly what the filmmakers wanted it to be.
     
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    It's a Verhoeven film. Tits and weirdness are what he does.

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    The worst movie I've watched in the cinema was Mission To Mars. Was so fucking bored and time went so slow.
     
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    The Room was so bad that I couldn't get through it all the way until I watched the Rifftrax version which is hilarious
     
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    In recent memory: Bright

    Out now on Netflix.
    Stupendously shit movie, bar none.
     
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    But seriously, there are way too many to pick, particularly from those obscure straight to dvd films.

    But from the ones I can remember now:

    Santa Claus conquers the Martians (1964) it is so bad tv networks refused to air it during Christmas holidays.

    Caligula (1979) produced and financed by Penthouse's Bob Guccione...go figure.

    The Apple (1980) a scifi musical that sucked at both genres

    The Garbage Pail Kids (1987) couldn't watch more than 15 minutes without wanting to throw up

    Battlefield Earth (2000) Travolta killed his A-star career with this turkey. He will always be remembered for three films: SNF, Grease and this monstrosity.

    Catwoman (2004) -worst superhero/comicbook film ever! Nothing has come lower than this.
     
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    Huh?
     
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    I think he means the movie bullock was in and not the great deniro heat
     
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    Lol ya they're awful but idiots love them. I like a "cool" action movie .For example John wick 1 (2 was too much for me) but this movie tries to be cool so hard but comes off so so damn cheese yet is 100% serious. It's so bad...
     
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    Cmon xplosive get the fuck out I only watched this clip but clearly they purposely made it so bad that it's good lol
     
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    John Wick was ace.
    John Wick II was overkill.
     

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