Bright trailer

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    Will Smith fantasy thriller movie on Netflix

     
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    Interesting mix of genres. Would have watched this in a theater.
     
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    Reminds me of 'AlienNation'.
     
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    Really cool movie. Fuck the critics.
     
  5. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    This is an insanely awful movie.
    Panchy is right - only comparing Bright to Alien Nation is like comparing Rainmaker to a successful brain surgeon.

    It' so cringe-worthy lame, so slow-paced and so clichéd...I had to sit through it not because I wanted to but because I was perversely intrigued to see how bad it could get.

    Consider:
    * Will Smith is in it
    * Suicide Squad director
    * buddy-cop movie
    * set in the future with elves, orca and the like
    * modern-day 'Lives Matter' messages throughout regarding the LAPD


    I recommend people watch it so they can use it as a new yardstick to what a bad, boring movie made today on $90million looks like.

    3/10
     
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    Get out of here Mostarda. It is an awesome movie
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    LOL, you haven´t even watched it!!
     
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    Horrible. Im half way through and zero interest in it. 3/10 is about right. Awful
     
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    I couldn’t even sit through the whole trailer so there’s no way I was planning on watching the movie.
     
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    Didn't finish it. Turned it off with 40 mins remaining
     
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    Get out of here. You weren't watching the movie.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    It doesnt matter where you got to - a piece of shit movie from start to finish.
     
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    If this movie was a Christmas gift for me then I must have been really really REALLY bad this year
     
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    Both Mostarda and BOSS haven't seen this movie and are obviously trolling this thread.
     
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    Watched it on Friday night.
    Realized 15mins in that it was sub-par but somehow git through to the end.

    Rainmaker you don't even watch movies - you just troll about 'critics'
     
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    I watched it last night. Got 1hr and change in and turned it off. One of the worst movies I ever saw.
     
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    The worst movie ever made is the home-movie of Rainmaker, sitting on the floor in baby-pampers eating his Mum's shit.

    I've seen that one too.
    Horrible, it is.
     
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    Yeah I didn’t get all the way through that trailer either.
     
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    Just an awful movie. I can't believe they're doing a sequel. What a horrible idea. What an awful movie. Just awful. So bad.
     
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    It was watchable. Would have been better as a series without Will Smith in it.
     
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    Unwatchable. Horribly dreadful and painfully boring.
     
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    The latter was the worst aspect along with the faux racism angle it portrays.
     
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    I wish this movie was in theatres so it could properly bomb
     
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    Yup.
    That's why the 'paid-critics' argument doesn't work on this movie because it's Netflix.

    And even though Disney are now in direct-competition with them, the fact they can pull all their content off Netflix means paying critics is a moot point.
     
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    Just an awful movie
     
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    Shit movie.
    Probably one of the worsest of our times...
     
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    90 million...i mean fuck anyone could make a better movie with that budget. What a waste of money
     
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    Agreed that 90 million was way too much for this, but it's not as bad as its being made out.
     
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    Yes it is. It’s absolutely the worst. I haven’t seen it mind you, but I can just tell.
     
  30. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Of course you can just tell:
    * Will Smith
    * 'buddy cop' movie
    * elves and orca
    * Rainmaker likes it (but hasn't seen it either)

    What more do you need? A kick in the thorax?
     

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