White vs Brown

On HBO this weekend.

The BROWN guy is Dillian WHYTE, whereas the WHITE one is Lucas BROWNE.

Both these guys are willing, big-punching and crappy, so this has the potential to be one of those entertaining sloppy bum fights.

WHYTE is clearly the better skilled and, incredibly enough, has the clear edge in speed, as BROWNE is the slowest fighter in the history of the sport.

However WHYTE gets hit a lot and BROWNE, if nothing else, punches heavy.

WHYTE prevails BROWNE, meaning BROWN prevails WHITE, in seven rounds or so

 

Worst pair of fighters in one match in HBO history?

 

Well, it's the most recent one so it is the worst fight by default.

J/k

Sort of

 

You've Obviously Never Seen Cletus "The Hebrew Hammer" Seldin Fight....






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Thread of the week.

 

For some reason I think that the White guy Browne beats the Brown guy Whyte. Although the Brown Whyte is faster and more skilled than the White Browne I feel that the Brown guy is the sort that would find a way to lose and that the White guy will be an overachiever. So Whyte loses to Browne and thusly White prevails over Brown, in this instance.

 

I'm sure when Max is done explaining why in the fuck they're showing Fox Sports quality matchups, and draws on his experience with ESPN hyping shit fights, that we will all be grateful this is what we get for $12 a month.

 

Sly is obsessed with these heavyweight bums.

 

I don't believe I have but how does a Jew get the name Cletus?

 

Ask him to his FACE, Typist...








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When I need a loan i'll ask him.

 

You Made a VALID Point Though...

"Cletus" is a COUNTRY Dude's Name...An OLD Country Dude, @ That...

Not the Name of a Late 20's-30ish Jewish Dude from the Northeast...

What Next, an Irish Millennial from New York Named Bubba, Wesley, Billy Ray or Levi???...






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I doubt many people outside of the U.S. are named Bubba or Billy Ray. I've know a few Wesleys. Only one Levi, but he was Hungarian so the name was probably shortened/altered to something more Anglo.

 

Could be good this, but I think it'll be horrible. Just horrible.

 

Browne is horrible. Whyte will blow his ass out.

 

About to begin

 

Since HBO shows the replay

Spoiler: Spoiler

Very Brutal KO. As I mentioned, Browne is the slowest heavyweight ever (slower than Butterbean I shit you not) and Whyte got to tee off free shots all night. Not much of entertainment unless you like muggings (who doesn't though) but the finish was scary

 

Jesus Christ Brown was horrible. Foreman could probably make a comeback and beat Brown.

 

Browne should retire.

 

Browne is arguably the worst heavyweight in history.

 

Whyte cracks me up, he's such an angry weirdo. Great shot to finish that fight.

 

What about the 25 people he beat?

 

I've never even seen him fight, how was he being angry and weirdoish?

 

Whyte looked really good, but Browne was old, out of shape and a big pile of basura even in his prime. Can't glean much from it

 

If you watch some of his interviews, especially the early ones, for some reason he's always interviewed on a random street corner in Brixton ranting about something. The guy has an extra large portion of chips on his shoulder, it's great.

 

Isn't Browne the same bloke who got KO'd in the first round by Daniel Cormier in MMA

 

yes

 

He’s no worse than most of Wilders opponents.