Bennie Briscoe vs Iran Barkley @ middleweight

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  1. Xplosive

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    I'll go out on a limb and say this wouldn't be a chessmatch...

    I'd favor Briscoe.
     
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    Same. This would be fun for as long as it lasts.
     
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    Briscoe by knockout for sure ... I think it borders on one-sided... Briscoe had trouble with movers but if you traded with him, he'd generally fuck you up
     
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    Barkley was a big middleweight so that might prolong it just a bit but once Briscoe finds his range it gets ugly.
     
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    UNLESS... your name was Rodrigo Valdez.
     
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    Of course but Valdez was a great fighter... he would've killed Barkley
     
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    Goddamn shame Valdez isn't in the HOF.
     
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    Iran Barkely was 22-4 when he beat Thomas Hearns. He was 25-7 six fights later.
    Old-school ´Bad´ Bennie Briscoe would win this - Barkley is no Monzon or Valdéz - more like Charley ´Bad News´ Austin.
    Knockout!
     
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    Absolutely

    Better than half the motherfuckers in there
     
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    It'd be a disaster for Iran (no pun intended). A total disaster.
     
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    LOLd at that
     
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