Name the Most Disappointing Movies you have watched

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Lion King was epic. Anyone who doesn’t realize this needs a kick in the ass
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    “Step down Scar”
    “Well I would, naturally of course, however there’s one problem: you see them [points to the hyenas] they think I’m king”
    “Well we don’t [Nala backed by the lionesses], Simba’s the rightful king”
    “It’s your choice Scar, step down or fight!”

    Gives me goosebumps every time......
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    You mean to tell me that in a decade that produced Goodfellas, Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, LA Confidential, Heat, Fargo, Se7en, Glengarry, Miller's Crossing, Schindler's List, Unforgiven, Saving Private Ryan, Boogie Nights, True Romance, ect... that the fucking LION KING is top 5????

    Grow the fuck up!
     
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    Of all those you listed I can pick three that are truly great. The rest are inferior to the Lion King.
     
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    yeah - phantom menace by a mile. that title has really became horribly apt in retrospect
     
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    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    a lot of those movies would never have happened if it hadn't been for the Lion King. they ripped off LK, & mostly did a bad job of it
     
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    Lion King has always been overrated.
     
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    Disney has had some great cartoons: The Fox and the Hound, The Jungle Book, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmatians etc etc and yet Lion King stands head and shoulders above the rest. Great story, memorable characters and a few very memorable and dramatic sequences (wildebeest stampede, Elephant graveyard etc ). You’ll probably get a few haters that’ll hate on it just because it was a cartoon and is popular, so it makes them feel more mature to cover for their own insecurities, but haters gonna hate
     
  9. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    The Lion King
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    Floyd Mayweather Jr
    Legend: The Best of Bob Marley & The Wailers
    World Cup football



    The sheer scope, imagination and culture within Sly's life must be staggering....
     
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    Yup you know me well.

    Those are the only films, only fighter, only album, only sporting event that I’ve ever watched or been remotely interested in. Good job.

    I’ll like to add that I’m also in a conventional heterosexual relationship which probably bores you and is beneath your worldly standards as well.

    Perhaps you’d consider me more mature and worldly if I adopted some of your practices like cuckholding and bi-sexual orgies....
     
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    Sly you need to follow MossTurd example and dye your hair blue, drink ice coffee while wearing skinny jeans.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    lolololololol
    Unintentionally funniest post of the week.
     
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    It's a fucking karate movie and you thought it would be good???
     
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    Phantom Menace for sure

    I was 21 when it came out and the job I had then was right near a movie theater... it was a slow night and they were asking if anyone wanted to leave early and I said what the hell, I'll leave and go check out the Star Wars movie... I grew up in that generation, I was feeling nostalgic... thought it'd be fun to see Darth Vader as Anakin Skywalker and all that shit ... I knew there was a little kid part but I didn't know it was the whole fucking film... I remember being impressed with the special effects at first but the novelty wore off quick with such a convoluted storyline, shit wooden acting, a fucking kid Darth Vader being called "Annie", a fucktarded annoying quasi-Jamaican space gargoyle, a cheesy Nü Metal style sith villain, some sort of chaotic Ben Hur space chariot race, just a fucking mess

    I left the theater bewildered
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Baby what, prick?
     
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    Was that the dinosaur movie from the 80's?

    High Expectations indeed!
     
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    That recent dinosaur animated movie was good, with the feral boy.
     
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    He sounds like a fucking baby.
     
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    You probably eat babies, you genuine lunatic
     
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    LOL how old you guys were? 5? that was one of the most unrealistic dinosaurs costumes/puppets ever put on film. Even the 1920 silent film The Lost World dinosaur shits on this one.

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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Double LoL needs his face blasting off with a blow-torch.

    Then his entire family (including ki....) exterminating for letting the cunt live as long as he has.
     
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    You are out of line mother fucker!
     
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    Getting away with murder because Anthony has been AWOL for quite some time now.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Anthony can't and won't do SHIT.

    He got laughed out of town with his lame-ass 'Apologize To Paedophileprssss (that's you)' thread.


    Hilarious, weak, punk-bitch, Puerto-Rican mongrel shit.
     
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