Diversity and PC reboots of classic tv series

Okay that multi-racial reboot of Charlies Angels from a few of years ago didn't went anywhere, neither the black Ironside. What? That you never heard of these failed projects? You are not alone as they got cancelled just after a couple of episodes aired as practically no one was watching them. what do the producers of these failed shows do to not do the same mistake? REPEAT THE SAME FAILED FORMULA UNTIL, DAMMIT, SOMEONE STARTS WATCHING!

Any of you watched the premiere of the new MAGNUM P.I. series that debuted on CBS tonight with big fanfare? You know, the Hispanic Magnum? or are you looking forward to the Bewitched reboot? The synopsis reads, "Bewitched will follow Samantha, a hard-working black woman and single mum who happens to be a witch..."

And while the very PC, diverse and inclusive SJW Star Trek Discovery has been received with universal backlash by its target audience and many critics, the producers went ahead and made a second season because when fans hate something is because they are racist heterosexual white males with privilege. They need to be taught a lesson: season two coming soon...

 

Do you ever stop whining? Take it to the Panchy forum.

Crying about reboots to shows, that sucked to begin with. Christ sake.

Proper health care being taken away from most of us, but the real problem in this country is that the Ricky Schroeder character in the new "Silver Spoons" is now a black kid with a transgender mom?

95% of all shows are failures to begin with. Either it's good or it sucks. Has nothing to do with some imaginary conspiratorial liberal narrative in your head. No, they do it to piss YOU off, and because Hollywood haaaates making money.

Ya' hyperactive, intolerable, cuuuuuuuuuuunt!

 

Name one PC reboot that has worked? None, exactly!

You say that the original shows were no good, but they ran for many years, continues being fan favorites in can still be seen reruns.

And btw I can whine as much as I want since these forums are my dominions!

 

Pretty much all reboots sucks. Does having them be PC make them even worse? Yes.

Regardless they shouldn't be made in the first place but investors know the lemmings will pay.

 

I keep reading reboot as robot

I'd like a half black-half Japanese transgender robot to rape Panchy and then start chanting "EXTERMINATE" while it annihilates his family

 

Magnum PC

 

What classic tv show will that be based on?

 

"My vision is impaired!! My vision is impaired!! The panchoners are escaping!!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERRRMIINAATE!!!"

 

Again: based on which classic tv show?

 

FFS, you philistine!
Doctor Who - Wikipedia

 

Oh, that British low budget scifi soap opera? It aired like for six months in Puerto Rico in the early 80s and flunked in the ratings. Watched only a handful episodes and thought was crappy as hell. No wonder I couldn't make any connections with your insults.

Speaking of Doctor Who, that is a perfect example of this thread: the new Doctor Who is now a Woman with serious sjw issues from what I read. I wonder if her stories will be travelling in time to get tampons or battling micro-aggressions from the white male privileged Daleks!

 

I've never watched 5 minutes of Dr. Who and even I know what a Dalek is.

 

I know what is a Dalek, but I don't know if they talk at all.

 

Tons of panchys get EXTERRRMINAATED!!!!!

 

Rumor has it that Disney will cast Zendaya as Ariel in the live-action 'The Little Mermaid' remake.


And immediately the SJW crowd began asking, no, erase that, DEMANDING that the character of Ursula must be a transgender...


preferably a black one!

 

Say this guy has kidnapped your entire family, and is going to obliterate the lot of them, unless you do one thing.

You have to fuck a mermaid, and you have to do EVERYTHING with the mermaid, including oral both ways. Now you have two options, you can go for the traditional, classic mermaid, or you can go for an inverted mermaid with a banging female body but a big fish head. What do you pick?

 

This is a no-brainer:

 

So you go for the classic? I dunno, I think it would be worse to fuck a fish. A blowjob from a fish is bad but it's not as bad as fucking one.

 

I sit on a rock while she is waist down underwater where I can't see her fish tail, while she performs fellatio.
Perfect! However, if it is a mermaid like the one in Leighton's famous painting, THEN everything goes!