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Chelsea equalize and I can just see the spawny cunts win it, that would shit us right up for the weekend. Sturridge scored and missed a sitter.

 

Yeah here we go. The beginning of Liverpool being shit.

 

Chelsea will get past Liverpool at the weekend now. Don't these managers understand fucking MOMENTUM?? Keep winning, none of this "OH it's just a cup game" we have to go and fucking play this lot again at the weekend.

 

5 Liverpool players booked tonight. Winning start fucking thrown away. Sitters missed. Momentum surrendered.

Waste of fucking time.

 

Throwing Salah on now like a desperate cunt. I mean for fucks sake.

 

It seems Leigh Griffiths is the only attacking player aware that the season already started

 

Mignolet, Moreno,Matip, Lovren, Clyne.............that's last years back fucking 5, and it shows.

 

Celtic keep selling their best players. They've got this golden chance to break the record for consecutive titles and this is the year they will finally spunk it.

 

Selling them and doing nothing with the money... ludicrous

 

Scotlands most popular nursery rhyme:

 

Strange set up for the semi finals here - shellik and der Hun both play in Europe on the Thursday, which precludes either playing on the Saturday, so the expected solution was that one of them would be moved to murrayfield. Instead it'll be rangers-Aberdeen in the afternoon and shellik-wee Huns in the evening both at hampden. I.e. 4 groups of fans who hate each other, plus the tens of thousands Celtic and rangers who'll watch the games in pubs are all gonna be cutting about Glasgow city centre pubs and train stations mid to late afternoon getting tanked up. Warriors, come out ta play-eeeeeee!

 

There can be only one

 

It's basically an absolute shambles, the Jambos and sheepshaggers would do well to basically boycott the whole thing and fuck BT Sport off to shite.

MTF

 

It's the equivalent of the FA deciding that, since Newcastle, Sunderland, Middlesbrough and Millwall have all made the last four of a cup (I know, don't laugh) the best thing would be to host both semi-finals at St James' Park on the same day because it is the best stadium in the area and the telly would like to broadcast 'everything'. And by 'everything', I mean a fucking bloodbath.

Absolute madness.

MTF

 

I was reading on the Aberdeen website an official statement that complained, most unreasonably, that Scotrail have confirmed that there are no actual trains that will get a single Aberdeen fan to Glesga for the scheduled KO time.

MTF

 

Ludicrous

 

Aye, and not much better for hertz. By the time they get back to the city centre from hampden - a mission in itself on match days- there's two last Sunday trains left for them all to pile on to the earliest of which gets them back to central Edinburgh for about midnight. Then an over-packed 6 carriage train all joins the bus queue at midnight or half past midnight on a school night. FML.

 

So basically TV decides everything.

Fans are to blame. They buy this shit. I mean literally they buy it.

I don't have any techno, I won't buy any, and I feel bad about even answering the online questionnaire {TV licence} on the BBC website if I want to watch MOTD.

All this so some fucking player or TV executive can shite in a diamond encrusted toilet and show everyone on Instagram.

Bullshit.

 

Taxi for Jose, mind.

 

Jewelshit?

 

Pish crowd here today. It's been a total sell out for a fortnight which I know because I tried to get my pal a ticket but at least 7,8k season ticket holders have not bothered their arse. Rare for a 3pm Saturday game against a decent side Creeping malaise

 

Fuck's sake. City will saunter to the league title again because everyone with the exception of Liverpool fucking rolls over for them.

 

There will be no escape for NUFC this season. Another relegation is on the cards: a third in Ashley's tenure. This could turn toxic very soon - the mood here is increasingly febrile.

MTF

 

I wonder if Mourinho will still be around for the next Manchester "darby".

 

Thank god for America's large Spanish speaking population... I'm watching the Liverpool/Shit match on Telemundo because NBC is showing golf

In español but I'll take it

 

I've got two streams running and watching both the Liverpool and Dortmund games. Both currently losing. :(

Thanks Obama.

 

Did they have any good taco recipes on the half-time show?

 

There was one geared towards English speaking people where they were suggesting we try something called "Arroz con Mierda"

Not sure what that was all about