Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Okay I knew this wasn't going to be the kid friendly 60's cartoon version nor the fun clean humor of the 90's tv series, but nothing prepared me for how SATANIC this show is. And when I say satanic is literally: these aren't the Hocus Pocus witches nor the Charmed witchery. The witches in this show literally worship Satan and demons are their familiar spirits and one of Sabrina's aunts continually praises Satan. This is full frontal satanic propaganda directed at impressionable teenagers who will eat this like it is Harry Potter entertainment. The trailer gives the false impression of a fun show. It isn't. It is very dark and creepy with some one-liners to ease the tension. The first episode is well made and creates a nice Halloween atmosphere which I liked coupled with old classic songs in the right spots. It is also another progressive show were characters talk about women's rights, trans gender bullying, taking down the white patriarchy, resistance and political protest which I think was unnecessary, but only to affirm that this is very 'liberal' show.

I doubt I will watch the next nine episodes.

 

It'd be terrific if this useless cunt gathered his brood of genetic failure around the TV to show them this "satanic" program and then a David Bowie TVC15 scenario played out and the television consumed him, exploding him into billions of pixels while his 2001-like proto-sapien ape family members screeched and defecated and curiously and fearfully approached the TV, touching and jumping back barking and screeching before finally one of them knocked the TV over and began bludgeoning the others to death with a candlestick

 

"Ya know, Panchy. Let me tell you my philosophy on life, and it's one that's made me very successful. Very successful. YUGELY successful. Here it goes... if they're crawling they're in the right position. Am'IRITE????"

"We are... truly kindred spirits, Agent Orange."

 

Panchy will watch the next 9 episodes and then come back and give it an 8/10.

Say the only thing wrong with it, is not enough showtunes.

Fucking pollyanna!

 

DIE.

 

Wow, guys, this is the movie forum. Can't you just remain on topic and do the smack talk in the other forums?

 

The only way I could watch the remaining episodes and give it a 8/10 score is if Sabrina has sex scenes doing anal doggiestyle.

 

DOUBLE-DIE.

 

......says the guy who turned his review of a likely shitty show, into a political soapbox.

 

And who allows his retarded political crap to bleed into every forum including purposely placing political topics in the Fracture Ward because outside of the occasional flare-up, nobody bothers with the political forum and he's not getting the attention he craves


tl;dr ... DIE.

 

OKAY!
LETS MAKE IT POLITICAL!!!


SNOWFLAKES obviously wrote this show. Their NPC SJW crap permeates throughout all their approved Satanic plot, because satanism is RESIST AND DIVERSE! The gay loving crowd will love this show and might burn a candle to honor their beloved Satan aka Barrack Obama; the lesbian feminists have representation too with a bi-curious character pointing to misogynist's male oppression.

in other words Clogg, MoreTurd & NobleAss will love this show.

 

How can I be a snowflake?
I voted for Bolsonaro, fool!!

 

LIAR!
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRANNY LIBERAL!!!

 

Confused and wrong as usual, panchy.

 

No one as annoying and cuntish as you cannot be a liberal tranny. No way!

 

Well, you're the expert on such things!