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Burnleys goal was the exact same sort of goal that Liverpool used always always concede in these games. Set piece, bodies everywhere, bouncing ball, opposition infringing, half a dozen offsides, ball in back of net, opposition manager says it was a great goal, we rule etc

 

Fucking get in.

FIGHT BACK!!!!

 

Heavyweight contender Tyson Fury speaking to BT Sport: "I am not going to go on about it forever, but I got robbed blind in America. Frank Warren said to me about hosting a rematch at Arsenal. I told him, 'no way, it's got to be here at Manchester United.'"

"Hopefully we can have it here next year.

On whether he would take a draw for United: "No way. I don't like draws I only like wins!"

 

Really good if this United game ends in a draw. 8 clear of the Arse and of Chelski, most nice. Most nice.

 

And all the pundits call it poor dafendin.

 

Rangers lose at home tae Aberdeen and hand o’er the leadership tae Kilmarnock... Celtic draw which means they’re on thirty points (ie same as Rangers) wi’ a game in hand. Why dae the good guys let evil prevail?

 

Killie top of the league, bizzzaro world. I think if you did a calendar year table they'd still be top so it's no like it's a fluke either. Maybe they can do a Leicester?

*edit, aye found it:

 

Chris Sutton

(Actually, nothing to do with Chris Sutton, )

 

There's no justice in this world.

 

Just leaving my work there to grab coffee and there's a poor lad, totally out the game on something heavy, pushing against the front door the way a mime artist pushes against air. Seemed completely perplexed by the properties of glass, kept gently prodding it as if trying to deduce what was blocking his hand. Then he crouched down and started running his fingers over the lower extremities of the door as if the answers that eluded him were on the wood at shin height. Finally he seemed to give up and plunked his head violently against the office name board, with his feet at least three feet further back. Clearly hes not moving and im gonna have to chase or negotiate round him, so i start walking forward again.... without a glance, he reacts to the vague outline of my presence by careening back onto the street, straight into two teenage lassies who scream 'the fuck you dane!?'. Pretty fucking sorry sight, can't have been much older than 18

 

I remember when I whiteyed once on the toob. It was not a pleasant feeling, thinking everyone was staring at me and talking about me. It was packed too so it felt like 100 degrees in the carriage. One of the worst experiences of my life.

 

They are staring, Jim

They are talking about you

 

Doub does that every day

 

Can't recall the last time i actively looked forward to a kilmarnock home game but tomorrows is actually a biggy! COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN

 

This is a really weird season domestically

 

Aye it is is and it isn't. It's weird that so many clubs have such good managers all at once but given that they do I think, going into the season, the expectation was that it would be a pretty competitive league. Albeit celtics off the field problems have made it tighter at the very top than it ought to be.

 

You know, I've always said Kilmarnock are a Scottish football club.

 

Would be great if there was a three-horse race for the title in Scotland this season.

 

I've always said they're a weird and pointless one. Just a bunch of born rangers fans with the schemeys who can't afford the train fare in the east stand and the respectable types who feel vaguely honour bound to half-follow a local team instead in the family stand. A sprinkling show in their naff hiking jackets, buy the pies which are the club's only claim to fame and sit in silence. Shit club. Like a totally denuded, half arsed version of hearts. Hopefully we beat them 5-0 tomorrow and they fuck off out of it.

 

Claustrophobia on the Tube and Perplexed-By-Perspex incidents in the street.........proof that drugs are......BAD FOR YOU.

 

Anyone seen 'sean fallon: iron man' on bt sport? If not, highly recommend it if you get a chance. The contrast between his warm but terse dignity and the first advert after the show finished of Kane, sterling, arguello and hazard all pouting, making shhhh gestures and wagging their manicured vaginas was pronounced

 

When Packie Bonner is wearing your gear 20 years before you did. Cultural appropriation indeed. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING LOOK CUNT!!

 

I used to think Bonner overrated but there was a WORLD of difference between the guy in the late 80's and what he had become by 1994, a slower shadow of himself.

 

Pat got stick at parkhead for playing for ireland? The spaceship which dropped that lass off went weeweezooom. Always seems like the nicest guy imaginable packie, I'd give that chap my house keys to water my plants.

Must be said tho, by the time I became conscious of him in the nineties he was the constant butt of all the males in my family's jokes and ire.

 

Is that my Hounslow lass MIA? Ha, don't know why she's gone for that look to be fair

 

Bonner was a good keeper.

 

Galway loife.

 

Always did love mia's sense of style,

 

The way that bicycle is parked...................

 

No Wilson for Bournemouth today. Milner to right back. Still fancy both teams to score, Liverpool win. But, potential for an upset for sure.