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Yawn

 

Aye - even Mustard’s ma thinks he’s a flat oot fud.

 

Rangers and Aberdeen - Morelos and McKenna sent off aftae a daft clash. This is a stampy one.

 

It wiz Morelos’ FOORTH red card o’ the season... 3 o’ them against boggin’ Aberdeen. Ah watched the incident and Morelos placed his right foot on the prone McKenna’s thigh and tried tae run his studs doon him, McKenna kicked upwards hardly touched Morelos who went doon tae the floor holding his heid. Morelos wiz doon fer that long that there wiz time tae check the incident on the vid replay AND send McKenna off. Morelos wiz eventually helped tae his feet, wi’oot a mark on him, and wiz promptly sent off. Laddie’s a fucking liability but he did score two o’ the goals, like.

 

Mustard is from the fucking midlands talking shite ... what a cunt... needs a power drill to the kneecaps and dumped on Shankill in a Celtic top in the dead of night

 

Look at the number of times that Everton have shat all over Man City's attempts to go top down the years.

Picked a fine night to fuck about tonight.

 

Jonjoe Kenny. When is somebody called Jonjoe ever going to do anyone a fucking favour. Never, that's when.

Move to Spain and have everyone call you HON HOEY you fucking bum.

 

HEY! you simmer down, pal

I'll have you know that my mom's great uncle John Joe from Monaghan was one of her very favorite people growing up

 

Yeah? Him and who else? Stalin?

 

Elton John Joe Don Baker

 

Dafoe scores tae make it foor - two. An indication o’ hoo disgraceful this game wiz is reflected in the seven minutes o’ injury time.

 

7??? I don't think I've ever seen that much stoppage time

 

It wiz mainly due tae Morales being a fanny and hoping if he pretended tae be hurt fer long enough, the referee wid forget aboot the red card. Loads o’ niggle and cheap shots, this is traditionally one o’ the most bad tempered games ever since Simpson slew Durrant:

Aberdeen v Rangers: a rivalry inflamed by a terrible tackle

 

I was at the game everton won 4-0 at goodison a couple of years ago. Spent the rest of the afternoon in pogue mahone in ropewalks good weekend, but i was a bit underwhelmed by the match day experience i must confess - i was like 'take me back to paradise i want to see the jungle'.

 

Whisper it but i was quietly hoping you lot would keep attached to our coattails to make the old firm jucier.....but then i went and accidentally booked a holiday for the week of the old firm like a monumental smeggy penis so im back to supporting whoever plays rangers. Never been less impressed with myself than when i realized id done that

Edit: im hoping yous beat killie in the cup in the long shot hope it sets up an OF quarter final at CP

 

So sellik have got this creepy horror film lighting for the huddle now, no really feeling it

 

The hell is that?

 

Aye, instead of a rightback this season we signed disco lights

 

Hahahahaha

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/photos/179568/when-football-mascots-observe-the-minutes-silences-photos.html

 

Jejeje! Saw that last night... poor Rhodri. He diz a good job, mind.

Paddypoower came a cropper last week wi’ these pre-match taunts tae the English rugby team:



On a side note, looks like Oirish wiz right aboot Guardian readers being pussies... Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all

 

It's awful but funny, he does it well poor bastard

 

Never happier to see dose of it poured out on the floor and Paddy the Pup being dragged by his mangy collar to have a slurp of his own piss.

As for the Guardian, when Trump wins another 4 years they still won't get it, they still will not understand how their Itchy Fan bullshit just doesn't mean jack shit to the Working Man.

 

COME ON!! COME ON!!


3-0.

Will settle for that. Well done Redmen good bounceback.

 

COME ON!! COME ON!!


3-0.

Will settle for that. Well done Redmen good bounceback.

 

Just kilting, Irish - Ah’m pleased Liverpool have boonced back tae winning ways.

 

Fuck you Jamie Vardy. Just fuck you.

I hope Leicester get relegated now.

USELESS CUNTS.

Well able to show up at Anfield and have a go, can't even score a fucking penalty at Spurs.

Go and get fucking relegated now.

 

Leicester should have won this game, never mind chasing a late equalizer.