Degale vs Eubank jr, feb 23

Decent wee match in a couple of weeks, looking forward to it



Top yt comment: 'Eubank looks like he's climbing out a gorillas arse like ace ventura' o

 

Slightly favour Eubank, Degale has looked like he hasn't much left since the Jack fight

 

They're both garbage. Both always been garbage.

However, DeGale in his prime was slightly less garbage. But, he's washed up now, so I expect Eubank to win.

 

Dunno, garbage seems a bit harsh, theyre both decent contenders who usually put on pretty high action fights. Obviously of a bit more interest in the UK....but then boxing seems to be of more interest here generally these days, looking at another 20k+ crowd for this one

 

DeFail v Euwank Jr, morelike!




AmIright???

 

Aye mate, everything in the whole world's shite except your unbelievably fantastic life.

 

Well not fantastic...but yeah, it´s pretty good.

Thanks!

 

Combined IQ at that table of about 4.

 

Not bad by your generally lowish standards.

How about

DeBail vs Eustank.

 

Agreed, Neither is anything special, but it could be a good-paced, entertaining slug-out between two top-5ish contenders. Don't see much to complain about that

 

Guy doing the interview obviously finding it hard to get roles as jaded Communist-era spies for daytime TV shows and John Le Carre remakes.

But youtube has that beat:

"The presenter looks like something out of thunderbirds"

and the hits just keep on coming


"Eubank is wearing a swimming hat"

"Cruella D'Eubank Jr"

"Eubamk has robbed Pat Butchers coat and Wayne Rooneys hairline.........DeGale has robbed his own mind"

 

Silence, you potato-head.

What about DeSnail vs Euplank

 

How about

DeBraille vs Euskank

 

"Did you see your fight with Groves you got schooled man you got dealt with you got mashed you came out of there all wuuuuh alll wahhha all mad"

 

Combined IQ of low.

 

I didnt know these bellends were fighting today.

 

They had probably forgotten themselves.

"Here, stand on this scales"

"Why?"

"Just do it".

"OK".

"Now hit that cunt in the face"

"Why?"

"Just do it"

"OK".

"Here's your money"

"Money for what.........."

 

Stiverne vs Joyce. Both of these guys are household names. *

Joyce is from 2 miles down the road where I live.

He's from Putney, sounds like a sandwich filler.

Juggertits Joyce.





































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* In their own households. Maybe.

 

Looks like Pinicchio vs Giapetto.

Wooden Boy vs Old Man.

 

Joyce looking extremely sloppy, but Stiverne still getting his ass kicked through 5

 

Yeah, Stiverne is a fucking disgrace. 273lbs?

Joyce is Pinocchio. He's got more wood than fucking Yosemite and the Yukon combined.

He's about as fluid as my fucking bank account.

Terrible.

 

Joyce pummels Stiverne in the 6th and the ref has seen enough.

Joyce is painfully lethargic and telegraphs the shit out of his punches but carries good pop. Stiverne hasn't trained boxing in at leaast two years it seemed

 

That was bad shit. Joyce doesn't throw enough punches because he hasn't made enough appointments during the week.

"Sorry, all our slots for Jabs on Saturday night are full....."

 

Fucking hell.

Ring Music:

Eubank 1 0 DeGale

 

DeGale has nothing left it seems. He's been dropped already and has no offense.

I fear we shall have to listen to Euwank Jr for some time to come, at least until he fights another .50 fighter again.

 

Meh. Clash of heads precipitated it all. Not a butt, just a genuine clash of heads.

DeGale can't win here, his style is too ponderous and posing.

 

Euwank is gonna spark this guy in 2 or 3 rounds, tops.

If he doesn't, he's shit.

 

Eubend is a fucking fool. He had the guy. Instead now he is cut, and is allowing DeGale to suck him into the one-punch and hold game.